singing and dancing, polishing my vast chin, churning out repetitive annoying catchphrases, crouching with my fist raised to my chin, i adore patronising elderly women on television, taking e and listening to hardhouse
that cunt vernon kay, he keeps pipping me for saturday night hosting work these days.i'd knock him the fuck out. ooooooh pardon my language
all the classics from the 40s and 50s like dame vera lynn etc. i also fucking love hardhouse and happyhardcore
i am a big fan of snuff but i try to keep it hush hush. also any sort of musical
generation game, you bet, play your cards right, strictly come dancing
my autobiography.
Fred West