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Bruce Forsyth

nice to see you, to see you....NICE!

About Me

GOOD GAME GOOD GAME!!!I'm brucie and i'm a professional entertainer. you may remember me from such classic saturday night entertainment shows such as the generation game, play your cards right, you bet, and more recently strictly come dancing.I'm married to a former beauty queen, and have a beautiful kid, didn't i do well!!!i've been appearing on tv since 1938, crikey good game good game!!!

My Interests

singing and dancing, polishing my vast chin, churning out repetitive annoying catchphrases, crouching with my fist raised to my chin, i adore patronising elderly women on television, taking e and listening to hardhouse

I'd like to meet:

that cunt vernon kay, he keeps pipping me for saturday night hosting work these days.i'd knock him the fuck out. ooooooh pardon my language

Music:

all the classics from the 40s and 50s like dame vera lynn etc. i also fucking love hardhouse and happyhardcore

Movies:

i am a big fan of snuff but i try to keep it hush hush. also any sort of musical

Television:

generation game, you bet, play your cards right, strictly come dancing

Books:

my autobiography.

Heroes:

Fred West

My Blog

fuck fair trade.... ha ha

i've just had that boring twat chris martin on the phone bitching about last night... god can no one take a fucking joke!!! he was crying about the fact that after i called apple woke up and wouldnt g...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 02:26:00 PST

i fucking hate vernon kay!!!

he was a major factor in me switching to the bbc.  whatever happened to the days when saturday night tv was about song and dance spectaculars, and good wholesome fun. now we have some monkey-like...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 10:36:00 PST

man alive!

i got super drunk at liam gallagher's house last night.  i have vague memories of being sick at some point, and also ringing up chris martin in the early hours to call him a boring prick. goddddd...
Posted by Bruce Forsyth on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 07:47:00 PST