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Borat

Jagshemash?

About Me

Hello English friend. My name is Borat, like English Barry, but people call me Steve. My Kazakhstan wife is dead, so a year ago I come to England and search for new English wife. Woman in Britain is very sexy lady! It's nice, I like!
I am Kazakh reporter and was born in 1972 in Kusek, Kazakhstan. I am the son of Asimbala Sagdiyev and Boltok the Rapist, who is also my maternal grandfather. I am also the former husband of Oksana Sagdiyev, who was daughter of Mariam Tulyakbay and Boltok the rapist. I also have a sister named Natalya, who is a prostitute, and a younger brother named Bilo, who is mentally retarded and must be kept locked behind a metal door or in a cage.
My first wife was Maryam Ptulyakbay, another half-sister. She tragically died when she was shot after a hunter mistook her for a bear. She very hairy woman. I have three children: Bilak, 12 year-old Biram, and 11 year-old Hooeylewis; and seventeen grandchildren. I have had many jobs ranging from ice maker to animal sperm retriever. I have also previously worked as a Gypsy catcher.
My hobbies include ping pong, disco dancing, shooting dogs for fun, and taking pictures of women on the toilet. I once suffered a very bad Gypsy attack, in which my wife and plough were stolen and they touch my horse in very bad way.

My Interests

Dancing bears, ping pong, disco dance, shooting dogs, smoking 'funny' fags and and taking pictures of women on the toilet.

I'd like to meet:

Woman with good experience with plough!

Books:

I like the sexy books.

Heroes:

Roger Moore, David Hasslehoff, Ricky Martin...

My Blog

I need sexy time

I would like to meet nice english woman for sexy time and maybe marriage. In return, I will give you colour television, remote control, and plough. Jagshemash.
Posted by Borat on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:13:00 PST