Whiskey, fuckin', Whiskey fuckin', writin songs, playin guitar, knives, killin shit with my knives, I collect motorcycles that don't fuckin work right, I like to sleep through my hang over, an I like layin up in the shade when its hot, I pretty much just want to keep my balls empty and my belly full.
Hawgzilla.
Yeah I do enjoy strummin my guitar, and singin them songs I thought up.
I have not yet been in a feature film, but you can expect to see me on that silver screeen some time in the future.
I do got to my credit a cameo on that Opra Winfrey sit down and talk show. For a short spell I made cheeze bisquits for a lady and her sons to give away free with a meal, mostly to a bunch of yankees that stood in line for about an hour for fried chicken, don't ask me why. I recon thier ain't no grannies up north to make them food like this. Well, them cameras video taped me whippin up a pan of bisquits then I was on the t.v.
I write songs. Maybe I'll come out with a book of songs I thought up.
I reckon I am a hero to some folks. mostly degenerates and lay-a-bouts, wine-o's booze hounds, and liquor whores. I reckon anybody that don't get to drink whiskey and do songs for a livin, I'd be a hero to that person.