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Hashley Яose;♡

Fuck those people, huh? If they're out there, I'm going to find them, and I'm going to gnaw on their

About Me



I hate myself and want to die.
I hate you and hope you choke on cock.

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I love to create and enhance.
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I've been doing commissioned and recreational art over a couple community websites since 2004.
Here's a thumbnail gallery with a couple examples.

To see more check out My Albums and Blog.
Just message me if you're interested in getting a piece of your own. I love doing art for strangers, and accept PayPal and most other forms of payment!

Give me a chance and I'll give you something to think about.

My Interests


Your spare change.

OTHER STUFF vengeance. pretty days outside, curbstomping scene kids, VIDEO GAMES, being rational, The skinny Peruvian man whom I share my life with.
Timothy J. Gatlin, I love you more than a fat kid loves cake. XOXO. blood and gore, end of the world theories. presents,GLASSART,deviantART, dragonflies and lightning bugs, beerpong, small delicate/off the wall piercings, cynicism, getting packages in the mail, GETTING TATTOOED. sketching and doodling, being a computer geek, my hair, ebay, absurd humor, supporting medical herb, going to the movies, HACKYSAK, CHINCHILLAS, religious mythology, QUANTUM PHYSICS, THUNDERstorms, spontaneity, dreads, spraypainting, graphic design, eye shadow, hanging out with my friends, trying new things, traveling, creating art, eating, vampire mythology, donuts with sprinkles, walks under a full moon, TORNADOES, skulls, taxidermy, being shocking, cryptozoology, drowning in a mass of pillows, ice cream with exotic chunks, spiritual and mental expansion, storms with the potential to kill, little land mammals, herbal appreciation & legalization ;o, tattoo practice on the canvas of friends, cold crunchy breakfast cereals, DRINKING TEA. silent hill. ASTROPHYSICS. really really old literature. LOUD AGGRESSIVE MUSIC. NEONACID colors. STRIPES. the occult. TATTOOS. GAUGING HOLES, drawing on jeans, WATERCOLOR PAINT, AQUARIUMS, watching old horror flicks, DRIVING FAST IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, chewy candy, Jose Quervo, ANTIQUES, palmistry, old archaic symbols, self photography, parties, concerts that leave you deaf for days, GLASS THINGS, exotic body jewelry, ANIMAL TEETH, astrology, SIX FEET OF SNOW, THE INTERNET, cheap badly acted pornography, SATIN SHEETS, Werewolves, PINK BIC LIGHTERS, LUNCHABLES, big fluffy coats, DRUG CULTURE, frogs and turtles, HIPPIE GRUNGE CLOTHES, lace trimming, global and natural disasters, ZOMBIES...etc
I also had a list of dislikes, but the fucker was longer than my interests. D;

I'd like to meet:

psychedelic cuttlefish

...and anyone else that has at least 4 things in common with me. also if you are ARTISTS, people with gauges too big for their ears, Tom Morello, people that appreciate lulz, boys with olive skin, laughers, graffiti people, badass hair, winners, 30s burlesque, people with funky hair, black hip-hop and white rock collaborations, tourists at bucking horse sale, edsel dope, people with tattoos that have no meaning other than OMG, felons, revolutionaries, deviantARTists, 60s throwbacks, people who wear kilts for no reason, jimmy urine, island natives, people who raise deer, guys handing out back stage passes, old ladies with farms, people who throw parties near rivers, rastas, jesus christ, people with exotic pets, sXe kids to point and laugh at, glassblowers, jared leto, schizophrenics, bipolars, saltwater fish, people who enjoy unknown bands, john leguizamo, and people that live full lives without any planning whatsoever

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You're not your cell phone.

You're not the car you drive.

You're not the music you listen to.

You're not your fucking skinnyjeans.

You're not the amount of metal in your face.

You're not how much money you have in your wallet.

YOU'RE THE SAME DECAYING ORGANIC MATTER
AS EVERYTHING ELSE.

You have to realize that someday you will die.
Until you know that you are useless.

This is your life, and it's ending, one minute at a time.

>> MAKE THE MOST OF IT. <<

Music:



When the worlds overrun with too many bands it's time for
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN.
• Adema • ABK • Acid Bath • Aiden • 10 Years • A.F.I. [older stuff] • The Almost • Alkaline Trio • A Perfect Circle • The Ataris • Atreyu • Anthrax • Avenged Sevenfold • Bad Religion • Beastie Boys • Beck • Bile • Black Flag • Blaqk Audio • Bloodhound Gang • Bone Thugs n Harmony • Breaking Benjamin • Bob and Ziggy Marley • Bowling for Soup • Blue October • Boxcar Racer • Blink 182 • Boys Like Girls • Buckcherry • Chevelle • Coal Chamber • Coheed and Cambria • CKY • Crystal Method • Clutch • Cute is What We Aim For • C. o C. • Combichrist • Days of the New • Dark Lotus • Death Cab for Cutie • Deadsy • Deftones • The Descendents • Dope • Disconnected • Dethklok • Disturbed • Dry Cell • Dog Fashion Disco • The Exies • Fallout Boy • Fear Factory • Filter • Finger 11 • Flaw • Fort Minor • From Zero • Flipsyde • Flyleaf • From First to Last • Fugazi • Green Jelly • Guttermouth • Gym Class Heroes • Guano Apes • Godsmack [old stuff] • Gorillaz • Hawthorn Heights • Hellogoodbye • H.I.M. • Hollywood Undead • Hoobastank • HED pe • Hurt • Infected_Mushroom • Insane Clown Posse • Johnny Cash • Kasabian • Kittie • Kottonmouth Kings • Korn • Limp Bizkit • Lagwagon • Lacuna Coil • Lostprophets • Lords of Acid • Live • Linkin Park • Madina Lake • Matisyahu • Methods of Mayhem • Metallica & The San Francisco Symphony Orchestra • Meat Puppets • M.D.F.M.K. • Methods of Mayhem • Mindless Self Indulgence • Ministry • Modest Mouse • Monster Magnet • Mudvayne • Murderdolls • Mushroomhead • Nirvana • Neurosonic • Nine Inch Nails • New Found Glory • No Use for a Name • Nothingface • Nonpoint • The Offspring • Otep • Orgy • Panic!at the Disco • Pennywise • Placebo • Prono for Pyros • Project 86 • The Pixies • Powerman 5000 • Presidents of the United States of America • Prodigy • Primer 55 • Primus • Puscifer • Quarashi • Queens of the Stone Age • Ra • Rage Against the Machine • Rise Against • Rob Zombie • Red Hot Chili Peppers • Rehab • Rammstein • Sinisstar • Slipknot • Smashing Pumpkins • Society 1 • SR-71 • Stereomud • Shiny Toy Guns • Stone Sour • Spineshank • Social Distortion • Static-X • Sick Puppies • Skindred • Sevendust • Sublime • Suicidal Tendencies • Tech N9ne • Thirty Seconds to Mars • Thursday • Tool • The Sleeping • Three Days Grace • Trans Siberian Orchestra • TV on the Radio • Twiztid • The Used • Wumpscut • Zakk Wylde • Zug Izland
• And much much more.

I've also seen my share of live shows, including:
Dope [brutal] • Modest Mouse • Society 1 • Skinlab • Primer 55 • Fivefootthick • MCR [sucked] • Rise Against • AFI • The Transplants • Dropkick Murphys • Nickelback • Three Days Grace • Breaking Benjamin • Linkin Park • Mudvayne • X-Zibit • Blindside • The Ataris • The Bled • Bowling for Soup • HorrorPops • Millencolin • Simple Plan • various little local Montana punk bands
And a lot of other bands I've forgotten the names of.

Movies:


I watch movies more than any other media.
Horror, stoner, psychoactive. Many genres.
Oh, and anything with Seth Rogen or Jonah Hill.
• Talladega Nights • The Doors • Interview with a Vampire • 300 • The Shining • 12 Monkeys • Fight Club • Knocked Up • Land of the Dead • The Shawshank Redemption. • Shaun of the Dead • Dawn of the Dead • Empire • Kung Fu Hustle • Magnolia • Hot Fuzz • The Devils Rejects •Aqua Teen Hunger Force:MFFT • American History X • Rules of Attraction • The Faculty • Jurassic Park • Drowning Mona • House of 1000 Corpses • Nightmare Before Christmas • Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy • Bully • Big Money Hustlas • Summer of Sam • Human Traffic • Boondock Saints • SLC Punk • A Clockwork Orange • Hostel • The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou • Waiting • Grandmas Boy • Silent Hill • Star Wars saga • Trainspotting • Dazed and Confused • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind • Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy • Session 9 • Half Baked • Puff Puff Pass • Memoirs of a Geisha • Ghost in the Shell • Akira • Prozac Nation • Sin City • Office Space • EuroTrip • Where the Buffalo Roam • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Books:



• Blood and Chocolate • Prisoner of Azkaban • The Stand • Lamb • The Twilight series • Paradise Lost • Firebringer • The Sight • The Elegant Universe • The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test • One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest • Hells Angels • Salems Lot • Watership Down • Pissing in the Gene Pool • Art to Choke Hearts • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas • The Stupidest Angel • Fluke • On the Road • Crank • Skin Deep: Tattoos, the Disappearing West, Very Bad Men, and My Deep Love for Them All • The Outsiders
• And a lot of others that I never remember the titles of.

Authors you MUST Try
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• Tom Wolfe • Ken Kesey • Karol Griffin • Ellen Hopkins • Hunter S. Thompson • Henry Rollins • Christopher Moore • Charles Bukowski • Brian Greene • Ginsberg • Kerouac

Heroes:



•Moms
The person who put me on this dirt ball and taught me some of my most important lessons for living on it.

•Mr. J

•Hunter S. Thompson.
For his ability to blend factual journalism with his signature, over-the-top “Gonzo” imagery. He was an incredible man who strove to teach people to have faith in themselves, and the human ability to - generally - do whatever the fuck we want.

•The inventor of Hooters wing sauce.
Because I absolutely love that shit.

•And this dude.
Not because people thought [and still think] he was God's boy, but because he was [and still is] the biggest celebrity to ever exist.

My Blog

Hollywood Undead Unmasked

For all you little scene boys and girls who have been wondering what the fuckers look like in all their unmasked glory, here ya go:   From left to right: Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, Charlie Scene...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Tue, 16 Sep 2008 12:08:00 PST

Cerebral Regurgitations from 2003

Nothing too special, just some old rusty poetry jazz from 2003.Thought one or two of you might dig it.Between a Minute and a MilleniaI remember when time was just a word.Nothing more than a word,and i...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:20:00 PST

About Me

"My YouTube Page"My Windows Live Space"My Facebook ProfileLife is too precious to worry about stupid shit. So go outside, start a fight, get drunk, fall in love - say what you want to say, and do what...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 10:28:00 PST

Excessive YouTube Favorites

Hadron Collider Stopped til Spring Sarah Palin SUCKS Flying rods: hoax or freaky? Web 2.0: WTF??? Driving on salvia: pointless. ...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 10:38:00 PST

Favorite YouTube Videos PART 2

Badass huge African pet snail. Turtle trying to hump someones foot. They live, but too fast for the eye to see. Tom Morello is my GOD. Feel free to go [here] >SHAZA...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Fri, 16 May 2008 01:18:00 PST

Favorite YouTube Videos of ALL TIME

This is hilarious.James Sunderland of Silent Hill 2 doing A Night at the Roxbury tribute.Watch the whole thing - it’s worth it. Trailer for the new Batman flick, The Dark Night. Heath L...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 07:14:00 PST

Smack you with my PIMP CANE.

This is seriously the funniest X-Men dub I've ever seen.If you're a fan of the Men, you must watch. ...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 07:52:00 PST

Mini Art Gallery & Information on Commission Prices

If you want an actual gallery of my artsy shit, there's an album in my pics.If you just want an outline of my work, here go.Additional information:I do commissions for between $10-$25, depending on th...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:55:00 PST

Dreadlocking Your Hair - How To, Myths, Etcetera

  Why hello there.This isn't me, but I'm proving the point that white girls look good in dreads.Go look in my fucking pics if you wanna see ME. D: Had my hair in dreads for over 6 month...
Posted by Hashley /ose;a on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:29:00 PST