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YUZI OMG

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

LOLZZZZ
I'm actually surprised of how many friends I made/have with me being an asshole & such :)
I prefer Messages before Friend Requests
This is MYSPACE, NOT MYLIFE...so don't get offended over the webs people.
I want my life to be fun, or try to at least. I love to laugh & I'm easily amused.
I'm not that cool hip person. haha
I don't boast about my life so don't expect it from me.
My friends are very different when it comes down to their genres, likes, style, religion, ethnic backgrounds, race, clothing, philosophy & musical tastes. If everyone I hung out with were all the same...then my life would be predictable & boring, which is something I want to avoid.
The kids STILL don't dig my lemonade, I still get sleepy in long car rides but road trips are cool, I like staring but don't like to be stared at (hypocritical yes) I work hard, I need money, I dress up for FUN :) I'm protective over personal things; I don’t take things personal though. It takes A LOT to offend me, I drink heavily but vodka is my enemy, I’m a twat, it’s sometimes hard for me to get along with certain people but if you show me respect I’ll definitely return the favor. (the classic rule show me respect & I'll show you respect)
You don’t scare me.
My life is a blur sometimes...but thats ok :)
I tell 'em like I see 'em :)

My Interests

FAKE LASHES & HAIR OMG ART! Drawing, painting, coloring, music, clubbing, SQUIDS! music that plays so hard it makes you deaf for the next 2 days, OCTOPI, the tough kids that drink 40's in paper bags, shiny things, sodas, scaring people, drinks, secret parties, comics, graffiti art, people who LIVE without the tags attached to their labeled lives, friends, drowning in a pile of blankets, fighting, piercings, either REALLY small or REALLY HUGE monsters (no in betweens plz) tattoos, clogging your toilet...people who whisper "Yo I got some whiskey down stairs...you want some?" at a friend's party haha& my Hookah ferretYAY!

I'd like to meet:


I want to meet people who will color on the walls with me...illegally :)
--- FunFunMachineGun

Music:

Varies. Most times it gives old people strokes.

Movies:

Thriller, Comedy, Horror, Monsters, Fantasy, ACTION!

Television:

Big ones baby.

Books:

Choke, A Static Lulluby, Fight Club, Wet Moon series, Pirates of Coney Island, East Coast Rising, The Abandoned

Heroes:

Escaping a vagina is pretty heroic! But giving birth to me is just as heroic, thanks mom

My Blog

I’m NOT a "cool" blogger :0

Hahaha so today is GORGEOUS!  Fucked global warming in the ass a little & skipped class (I still feel guilty...paying big $$ just to skip..) but whatever.  I went shopping with my guurrr...
Posted by YUZI OMG on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 01:15:00 PST

For the Bubble-Gum and....

I came here to chew Bubble-Gum & KICK ASS.....& I'm all out of Bubble-Gum  >:]   Can I just say I have the most EPIC friends ever?  On top of that my family kicks asses harder t...
Posted by YUZI OMG on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 03:49:00 PST

My Friend Request issues *vomits*

Um I kinda lack activity on Mypsace so the Friend Request box gets filled HARDXCORE :0! & in result I can't reach everyone's requests on time (I don't know how stars or myspace whores do this...
Posted by YUZI OMG on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 01:14:00 PST

WARNING: Humanity

If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you ...
Posted by YUZI OMG on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:12:00 PST

I can Sell you ART! For CHEAP!

Since I'm DYING for some cash & would like to create pretties for some people...or maybe something terribly perverted!  I don't care, all I care is for you to be happy & recieving some go...
Posted by YUZI OMG on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:38:00 PST