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Mad Balls

I am a Jedi Knight Bitches

About Me

I've early learned in life that you can't judge a man by the size of his lightsaber!!Get your layout at TweakingMySpace.com

My Interests

I like the truck stop and small woodland creatures. I love Xanax!!!! Anyone got some?

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet people who like long walks on the beach and sipping on pina coladas, trying to eascape the realities of life...but please,no creepy old dudes from Baker MT
have you ever kicked yourself in the forehead? constantly doing that one
do you like small asain boys? who doesnt, i mean everyone loves an asain boy every now and then right?
have you ever been locked in the trunk of a car? only when I forget to pay my pimp
if so, did you like it? if he beats me with a tire iron
whats your social security number?
mothers maiden name?
have you broken into any pharmacies in the last 6 months? that puts you in hell. Glendive hell, right Levi?
get anything good?
have you ever peed on your own leg? love doing it
do you like midgets? hells yeah
what about asain midgets? even better
have you ever huffed carbon dioxide? yup
have you ever shaved anyones back? friggen sweet!!! YES!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Music:

T.I.,nine inch nails, alice in chains, janes addiction,helmet minisrty, stone temple pilots, too short, beastie boys.

Movies:

Return of the jedi, the breaks,scarface, blackhawk down,any comedy or movie with lots of killing.

Television:

Fox news channel, when Nickelodeon or cartoon network isnt ruling the home theater system, that is untill the cable gets shut off cause I cant pay the motherfuckin bill.

Books:

Star Wars books kick ass!!!!!! love the left behind series

Heroes:

My cat, Maceo. He had big balls till' I had em' cut off!!!!

My Blog

who needs cable

So, just a thought as I was grabbing the bottle of smirnoff out of the freezer. If you sit back and reflect on life, be it the past day, week, ect. Who the fuck needs to watch ER or some tv drama, doe...
Posted by Darth Rabbit on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST

Kick ass Miles City

I had such a homosexual day at work today, just thought you all might want to know that. I cant wait to get out of here. I'm sure that the evil force field around gay ass. Miles City will eventua...
Posted by Darth Rabbit on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 10:41:00 PST

booze test

Take the quiz: http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=12798"> size = "+2">What alcoholic beverage are you?http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz3/12798/res3 .jpg" border="0">Jose CuervoYou...
Posted by Darth Rabbit on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 09:01:00 PST

big sweaty trucker balls

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: Rebecca Birthday: November 11 1980 Birthplace: Albuquerque New Mexico Current Location: Miles City Eye Color: brown Hair Color: brown Height: 5' 8"...
Posted by Darth Rabbit on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 01:51:00 PST