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Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®™ [PXR] [666]

It's you and me against the world, we attack at dawn.....

About Me


My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is:
His Eminence the Very Lord Crater Bob the Spurious of Walk upon Water
Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title
I'm 27, I'm single. Simple? Good. NOW LET'Z GO KICK SOME ASS!!!
Please remember, this isn't how I hoped it would be, but I had to protect you from me.....
Call Crater @ 1-905-668-9533
AOL: DrCrater
MSN: [email protected]
Yahoo! IM: bobhayton
I adopted a
cute lil'
death fetus
from
Fetusmart!
Hooray fetus!
Cathy & Ross are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Bob, on August 4, 1979.
Unfortunately, Bob is the anti-christ.
Cathy & Ross are visiting an exorcist soon.
What Did Your Birth Announcement Say? at QuizGalaxy.com
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27
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Robert Patrick Hayton "Crater"
Birthday: Saturday August 4th, 1979
Birthplace: London, Ontario, Canada
Current Location: Whitby, Ontario, Canada
Eye Color: Dark Brown
Hair Color: Dark Brown (Shaved)
Height: 5'10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish, Irish, Welsh, Native American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Heavy Weather Boots
Your Weakness: Don't ask, won't tell......
Your Fears: People not liking me, losing my friends......
Your Perfect Pizza: Whatever's on it.....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: That's a secret.....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: *Nodz*
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck, I'm still alive.....
Your Best Physical Feature: None
Your Bedtime: What's a bed? No, seriously, what's a bed?
Your Most Missed Memory: Everything.....
Pepsi or Coke: Whatever's handy......
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's, I been eating it as long as I can remember.....
Single or Group Dates: Either or
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What's in the cooler?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Whatever I'm in the mood for.....
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, twice if I can spare the time for the second one.....
Have you Been in Love: Yes.....Too often, it's lost almost all feeling with me
Do you want to go to College: Not anymore
Do you want to get Married: I wanted too.....but now I don't know anymore.....
Do you believe in yourself: I try, I try so hard to, but it's so difficult.....
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Maybe.....I dunno
Are you a Health Freak: Not really
Do you get along with your Parents: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not in six years
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Yes, many times, I miss it.
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe, can't remember
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Anything's better than the way I'm going now.....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Too late
What country would you most like to Visit: Siberia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not a factor, but the eyes should be deep and beautiful, haven't found an ugly pair yet.
Favourite Hair Color: Whatever works
Short or Long Hair: Either or
Height: Doesn't matter, tall or short
Weight: Whatever works, personality's all that matters
Best Clothing Style: Doesn't matter, whatever you like to wear that makes you feel beautiful on the outside, as long as you feel good on the inside first
Number of Drugs I have taken: Two, hash oil and weed
Number of CDs I own: Still counting
Number of Piercings: None right now, three in the past
Number of Tattoos: Leo symbol on the back of my neck
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Still counting
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Quiz Galaxy Predicts that Crater's Last Words Will Be...
"I can't believe that my death bed is made of rat carcasses"
'What will your last words be?' at QuizGalaxy.com
You date like you are 27 years old.
You are a dating pro. You've been around the block a few times and know exactly what you like and dislike in a partner. Usually you can tell after one date if you would date them again.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
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What Combat Weaponry Are You?

Ak-47 Assault Rifle
A well seasoned fighter and capable in any situation. Extremely dependable you got your buddies back regardless of circumstance. You can take a beating and give it back just as easily. Though it may not be what you want, you stand out as a well rounded fighter.

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What will happen on the first day of school?
• Pete will eat their lunch and yours while tearfully recounting their summer
• Amanda will try to make out with you because they are drunk
• Kyle will come to school wearing only a potato sack and say 'don't ask.'
• Kylie will invite you to be their alter-ego superhero sidekick
• Melissa will push you into a locker and then scream 'death to tyrants'
'What will happen on the first day of school?' at QuizGalaxy.com
About Me...
Told off someone for talking trash about one of my friends
Peed in public
Tried something new that scared me
Gotten revenge
Cried because I was so happy
Broken a vase and tried to glue it back together
Made out with my best friend
Got caught picking my nose in public
The 'About Me' Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Elect Crater!
Grape soda gives me special powers
'What will your campaign slogan be?' at QuizGalaxy.com
Are you Good or Evil?
You are mostly Evil (50%), but still a bit Good (40%)
'Are You Good or Evil?'
( QuizGalaxy.com )
Crater beat up the President and declared themselves the new dictator of America.
... afterward, Crater fed a crocodile. will be missed dearly.
'How will you be remembered in history books?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You scored as Elektra. After her father was murdered by assassins, Elektra avenged him by killing his murderers. Now a vigilante and assassin, Elektra travels the world looking for new challenges. She has incredible martial arts skills and is deadly with any weapon---especially her long daggers.
The Punisher


100%

Elektra


100%

Daredevil


90%

Spider-Man


75%

The Human Torch


75%

The Invisible Girl


70%

Blade


65%

Cyclops


65%

Mr. Fantastic


65%

Wolverine


65%

Storm


60%

The Thing


60%

The Hulk


40%
Which Marvel Super Hero Are You?
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My Interests

NASCAR, Jackass, Video Games, and anything else that tickles my fancy.

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You are 80% normal

You are shockingly normal... and since normal doesn't really exist, that is kinda scary. In fact, you are scarier than the most abnormal person. Go you!

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
Crater's Amazing Mental Ability ...

You can go hours on end without a single thought - think of it like holding your breath ... but holding your.. um.. brain.

(Remember ... with great power comes great responsibility!)

'What is your Amazing Mental Ability?' at QuizGalaxy.com
What swear word are you?
god you dumbass.
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I am worth $2,170,430 on HumanForSale.com
How much are you worth?

You have the best social skills. You love meeting new people and get along with practically anybody. You have tons of friends and are constantly making more. You rule.

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Myspace Chinese Astrology

YOUR DATING REPORT CARD:
Category Grade
Flirting A
Physical B
Emotional A
Your Average Dating Grade: A
'What is your Dating Grade?' at QuizGalaxy.com

You are The Sun

Happiness, Content, Joy.

The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent.

Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way.

The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who knows what life is about from their own standpoint. If you've spent your whole life being hurt by those you thought cared for you, we should talk. If you lie awake at night, crying because you don't know why you're forced to face the pain of the day, come chat with me. If you wander around everyday wondering why you have to endure all the pain and suffering that life deals you, come see me.

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I got My Skulls Here xXx

Music:

Disturbed, Linkin Park, Fort Minor, cKy, HIM, System Of A Down, Static-X, StainD, Crowned King (THEY ACTUALLY SENT ME BIRTHDAY WISHEZ!!! THEY FUCKING ROCK!!!), Seether, Mudvayne, Gnarkill, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Limp Bizkit, 3 Days Grace, The Killers, Avenged Sevenfold, Hawthorne Heights, Bowling For Soup, P.O.D., Killswitch Engage, Deftones, Nine Inch Nails, Slipknot, Still Remains, Misfits, Audioslave, Cypress Hill, House Of Pain, Moka Only, and anything else that feels like a kick in the balls that actually feels good.

My MSN Space

My Linkin Park NumbJournal

My VampireFreaks Profile

Crater TV at YouTube!

My LiveJournal

Movies:

Anything made from a book written by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (RIP) or Anne Rice.

Television:

Jackass, NASCAR, Third Watch, Dallas/Kansas City/Detroit SWAT, CSI, 24, Invader Zim, Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast To Coast, Stroker And Hoop, Squidbillies, Dead Like Me, Rescue Me, Weeds, The L Word, Rollergirls, WWE programming, Music Videos, Kenny vs. Spenny, and whatever else is on.

Books:

Anything written by Dr. Hunter S. Thompson (RIP), Anne Rice, or Tom Clancy.

Heroes:



NASCAR Drivers, The Guys and Girls of Jackass, and anyone else who gets emotionally ripped to shreds everyday, and gets up the next morning and does it all over again. You can't keep us down, no fuckin' way.

My Blog

Good bye Steph, I loved you.....

Fuck, the weekend started off well enough, but once the booze kicked in, everything went downhill from there quite fast. It all started last thursday afternoon when I woke up at 4:30 PM, when Steph in...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 01:31:00 PST

New year, new milestone, new pain, oh my!

Well, 2007 has officially begun, here, and across the rest of the world by now, and I couldn't be anymore...well, let's just say I can't think of a word proper enough to describe what I'm feeling. I s...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

Just make it go away.....

Yeah, it's one of those days. The ones where you just wanna scream out loud, but can't because you don't think you can scream loud enough to be heard. I dunno, I guess I'm just being lulled into such ...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:21:00 PST

All dressed up for nothing.....

So yesterday I get up after only three hours sleep, get showered, get dressed, in my suit I might add, and head out the door. Two job interviews to go to before I gotta book it over to traffic court. ...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

True colours becoming slowly apparent.....

So the war has begun. The gauntlets have been thrown down, no more dancing around the issues. Yesterday, someone I considered a friend decided to post a blog on MySpace and outright bash me to the liv...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 09:02:00 PST

Michele Mandel's doing it again.....

Well, the Toronto Sun columnist who's been costing us of our rights and freedoms for the last seven days is at it again, this time she's actually backpedalling however. In light of much hatemail fired...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 11:56:00 PST

The week from HELL!!!!!

Damn, what a shitty-ass week. Gettin' searched by copS on a daily basis just 'cause I wear all black, nearly getting hit by two cars just 'cause I wear all black, getting spat on and called a freakish...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 02:06:00 PST

O.J. this and Bobbitt that.....

"VampireFreaks and Canada's Children's Wish Foundation: A match made in HELL - Member urges fellow Goths to march for kids charity to boost cult group's image"That was the headline on the cover of thi...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:12:00 PST

Some luck, that rabbit's still dead!

Ha ha, last couple weeks have been interesting. Xandra and I are totally done like dinner, and I don't think that's gonna make a comeback anytime soon, she's pretty much hammered the last nail into th...
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:01:00 PST

Loneliness Winz Again.....

So Xandra officially told me it'z over. Thiz totally blowz, how the hell did it fall apart thiz time? I'm so sick of falling out of love, I don't even remember how good it feelz to be in love anymore....
Posted by Dr.CrÅter Bob, phD©®" [PXR] [666] on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:52:00 PST