Maggie Mayhem [is a leoplurodon]

-Moi! I'm Maggie.- -my nicknames include: Maggie Mayhem, Mogley, Mooggy, Magsters, Meggalz, Mag-Mag, Mar-Mar, Mizzel & Mini Liz- -i am taken by the bestest boy in the whole wideliest wor-lid!- -you can find me beneath the howling stars & under pregnant skies i will come alive like Miss Leviathan- -i've been (SiC) since 1997, Down With Tha Clown since 1999, a Ghoul Scout since 2003 & a Creep since 2006 - -i usually am only attracted to drummers- -my all time favorite band is HIM- -you can always find me promoting them in one way or another- -amber is the color of my energy- -Razor Candi is the shit and you know it!- -my all time favoirte song is "When The Children Cry" By White Lion- -i got my first kiss in 6th grade- -i like thinks that blink- -& rainbows. especially if they blink too- -if your the kind of person that TyPeS lIkE tHiS!!1 ...get the hell off my page- -i'm not doing your make-up, filthy pre-teen hoe- -i drink about 8 bottles of water a day- -i secretly am an underground raver- -i love to take pictures- "Dave, these transylvanian munchies are delicious!" -i am a natural brunette- -if you put food in front of me, i will eat it- -mother fucker, i don't care- -my first 'rock' concert was Good Charlotte- -my favorite word is 'nymphetamine'- -i don't take myself seriously at all- -i normally have a very open mind, unless if you catch me while i'm pms-ing or sick- -my favorite number is 8 (w00T! Corey!) - -i play WoW- -i don't have photoshop, however i really wish i did- -i love to play DDR, even though i suck at it- -I'm a fucken Cemetery Girl- - hot pink is my favorite color- -i laugh when people call heavy metal "devil music"- -'American Idiot' was not my first Green Day cd!- -Ethan from Bearing Point is my hero! & I think everyones hero after the October 21st show when he fell of stage & dislocated his knee cap, again, and still played the whole set!!! What a trooper... ...So Taste The Fucking Rainbow, Biaaatch!!!- -in 8th grade i was the biggest juggalette you have ever seen- -people that try to make fun of me make me laugh- "if i were addicted to something it would be cross-dresseing, chemical, sex-fiends from outerspace!" -i never have enough money for anything- -Pamela Rivera has been my bestest friend ever since 1992- -i've moved 6 times- -i don't need this shit you stupid, stadistic, abusive fucking whore!- -i'm allergic to marijuana smoke- -i have lots of inside jokes- -i've never had a real job- -my gerbils had 31 babies in a litter once- -i wanted to be a Playmate when i was younger- -my favorite slang for the word "brain" is noodle- -i love making hemp braclets for my friends- -most of my friends are stoners- -i buy fake blood just because it tastes like mint- -UpTown, I'm known as "The 69 Eyes Girl"- -I tend to brake out in random song from time to time- -i've seen 38 bands preform since 4th grade- -my headphones always break & i'm constantly buying new ones- -i have never liked my father- -i collect Monster Energy Drink pop-tops- -government is a way of saying 'Better,Than,You.'- -i've bent glass before and didn't brake it- -i love furry/fuzzy/fluffy things- -i can't stand Hillary Duff, but her b/f is the shizz- -i have 2 diffrent adresses- -i am obsessed with Scandinavia, mainly Finland- -trains make me scream like the little girl i am even if i just see one- -i can't look at planes in the sky because i fear that they will come crashing down on me- -randomness makes the world go 'round- (this place should be real) -i love my life- -i'm a crab- -no, i will not get you to meet any of the famous people i know. So stop asking!- -this may sound like a lie but i really am not a whore/hoe/tramp/slut/prostitute dispite what you think or have heard- -in the words of Joel Madden, "if you don't like me, then don't fucking talk to me."- -i've been onstage once with a band, it was for my birthday, and it kicked ass- -i have sever ADHD & OCD- -no one has ever beaten me at a game of Monopoly (Heather is an exception to the rules] - -if i go to a fast food place for food and they don't have Coke, I'll drive to the nearest place that has it- -so to sum that all up, i only drink Coke- -just like Dave Grohl ;]- -i wuuuvv puppies!- -or anything thats in it's 'baby' state- -someone threatened to kidnap me once if i didn't go to their concert. i was going to go anyways- -i play chess with myself- -my cat hides in the most random spots in the house- -i know how many l i c k s it takes to get to the center of a tootsie POP. 284 - -i like to paint peoples nails- -i dream of becoming a professional body modification specialist- -i want a snake- -me and my friends do jackass stunts in public- -i can blow glass- -Jeff Hardy is my husband. He just doesn't know it yet.- -i will beat anyone at Mario Cart: Double-Dash & Crash Bandicoot: Team Racing- -& my mom will beat anyone at Zelda- -my family is filled with musicains- -i played the alto saxaphone at one point in my life. Can we say "6th grade & stupid?"- -i am still friends with all of my ex-boyfriends- -i think aliens should take over the world- [CORRECTION!:I think punk gothic glam rock aliens should take over the world.]
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