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About Me

The Worst Video Ever

btw, most fur comes from china.The Funnest Toy Ever
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I'm building a castle made of popsicle sticks, slowly but surely...

I like doing stuff and i like meeting people. I work a lot. i wouldn't mind living in a holodeck. i like getting random messages from people who live near me who want to be my friend. i'm a dork. i like to sing along to music, but i rarely know the lyrics so i make up my own. i prefer smaller groups of people to larger ones and often dream of a secular apocalypse a la Dawn of the Dead or Twelve Monkeys. I like adventures. I'm mature enough to have outgrown some of my youthful idealism but not enough to have outgrown playing with Legos.

My Interests

arts and crafts, reading, wii, nintendo, zombies, finger painting, origami, having fun, hiking, being silly, tofu, innertube waterpolo, playing games, hearts and spades, flag burning, New Zealand, being drug-free, swimming, roller skating, puzzles of all kinds, apocalyptic fantasies, going to the beach, comics, online marketing, connect 4, dancing, cuddling, watching tv shows on DVD

I'd like to meet:

i don't finish projects that i start or answer e-mails i get unless they're for work. AIM = joelrama

One of my goals is to leave the country once a year.
Are you right for Joel?

Music:

BRIGHT EYES, They Might Be Giants, lots of stuff from New Zealand, such as: The Clean, David Kilgour, The Chills, H.D.U., Jean Paul Satre Experience, Chris Knox, Mestar, Suka, Cloudboy, Tall Dwarfs, Able Tasmans, The Who, Dead Prez, The Coup, Polyphonic Spree, Franz Ferdinand, The Flaming Lips, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Olivia Tremor Control, Belle & Sebastian, Dana Lyons, Elliot Smith, Lucinda Williams, The Unicorns, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Yo La Tengo, Arcade Fire, Wolf Parade, Kanye West

My Weekly Top Artists

Overall Top Artists

Movies:

Harold and Kumar Go to Whitecastle, and every other movie with Kal Penn (except Son of the Mask). i once watched the 100 greatest american movies as ranked by the american film institute. I like to watch zombie movies, and movies that make me forget that they're just a movie (aka movies that make me forget about life).

Television:

Buffy, Buffy, Buffy! Angel, Angel, Angel! Firefly, X-Files, Twin Peaks, Black Books, 24, Veronica Mars, LOST, and Battlestar Gallactica.. My favorite show of all time is Star Trek The Next Generation.

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Books:

I love Gail Eisnitz's Slaughterhouse . I'm a Harry Potter fan. Recently I've read lots of Stephen King (mostly 'cause he's from Maine). Use to read Crichton, like Vonnegut and Palahniuk. For years J. R. R. Tolkien's Silmarillion was my favorite book. Bed, Bed, Bed .)

Heroes:

Kal Penn , Peter Singer, Harry Potter, Buffy Summers, Dale Cooper, Fox Mulder, Dirk Diggler, Garyhobo, Veronica Mars, Link

My Blog

I made a t-shirt.

It reads "I BAT .215". Personally I think it's brilliant. But also, I'm crappy at stenciling and at placement. Arts & Crafts not Art. BTW, It's a reference to the Mendoza Line...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:45:00 PST

My Last Meals

Two of my friends, independently of each other, are moving away from Norfolk in about a week. That sucks. It got me thinking about if I were to move from Norfolk (which I have no plans to do) what w...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:08:00 PST

How I Lost 32 Lbs in 30 Days... (and two other blogs)

i wrote these 3 blogs i wrote about my weight loss competition in an airport weeks ago. How I Lost 32 Lbs in 30 Days... Seth Godin tells me regularly that a quarter, or some other ridiculous number, o...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 10:24:00 PST

some things i've just learned

Women are twice as likely as men to dump their lover by text, a survey reveals. Ze Frank has a really funny homepage. hi-technicaaaal!...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Sat, 19 May 2007 07:25:00 PST

Technorati

I'm claiming my blog Technorati Profile
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 06:18:00 PST

Google's working out already

My myspace profile is now the 5th unique site when searching for Joel Bartlett on google. Just last week it wasn't on there at all! Thanks Jack for your shoutouts! (as a thanks here's a link to your f...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

i will rule google

Like all normal people I google myself on a regular basis. I've been really happy with how well i've been doing recently. The other day when that marketing prof's article came out I was first for a se...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 06:39:00 PST

An interview i did with MarketingProfs.com

Q&A: PETA's 'Gorilla' Marketing Tacticsby Ann Handley February 6, 2007 Last month, in anticipation of the President's State of the Union Address, the marketing team at People for the Ethical Trea...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:34:00 PST

testing streaming videos

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Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 06:47:00 PST

my favorite blogs (and other sites)

i often ask people if they have 5 minutes to waste on the internet, where do they go: For me it's: http://www.thesuperficial.com. I like the superficial because it's steady. There's always a lot of ne...
Posted by Joel plays with his Wii! on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 09:54:00 PST