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Stanley

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Screw all of you. I want some icecream, you're all not helping.i spend altogether too much time on.. ..

My Interests

Soldering irons, vanilla chip. Crazy Train and Maple Syrup. Making noise, making trouble, making music, making out.

I'd like to meet:

Dinosaurs. Know any? Kids are losing their minds to get into the dinosaur scene now you know, can't stand the mammalian. Tearing their hair out, literally. Walking on all fours. The real trendy ones are getting involved with anti-conservation groups... you know, pro-global warming. Talkin bout "Those ice ages really fucked up the climate. Needs to be put back." Lording it over insects and lizards. Acting like endothermy is their god-given right.Actually, i'll tell you who i really wana meet. Kids with interesting lives and a spark to think of. People that do shit goddammit, people who actually have interests. I don't wanna meet noone who's on some "I'm so weird!" ish. Cos they're not. The surefire, sure spot shootin way to identify a boring person is that they go on about how unusual and interesting they are. Interesting people don't have time for that, they're too busy doin stuff. They ain't thinkin about what people will think of them doing stuff, they just do it cos it interests them. Another flying flag hangs over the kids that wax repetitive about how 'random' they are. "Man, we did this the other night, it was so random!"... No, it wasn't. It was either stupid and they want to distance themselves from any responsability attached, or it was 1% unusual and consequently the highlight of their night. You can dye your hair any colour you want kid, it won't make you interesting. Quit being so scared of and lazy, go learn about something.You took up too much of my time already. In the meantime, i'll be talking to your friend who can actually hold a conversation.

Music:

i have a couple of records, yeah. Most have loud guitars, some are made of bits from other records, a few are all bleepy and synthy. I also have a bit of paper that says i'm an audio engineer, whatever that is.

Movies:

no

Books:

dig bmx,the catcher in the rye, Sound On Sound.

Heroes:

Hans Blix, Winona Ryder

My Blog

Open - a work in progress

Open season on the damned, more like it. When all the agree-ers get out their whipping-sticks and set out to smack those they agreed would not agree. The cane is often soaked in brine overnight, which...
Posted by Stanley on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 02:45:00 PST

True science

The grains were what interested her, the movement of the droplets. The hanging mist, drawn in cold around her lips and tongue and separated in slices by her lungs, trying to feel each grain as it spil...
Posted by Stanley on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:02:00 PST

i has a video

it is in my video section
Posted by Stanley on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

this never happened, but if it did i would be at home

We both sat silent, and it was unusually comfortable to study each other in detail. No detail spared at all... i could see the rain run down the insides of his irises and wondered where it went when i...
Posted by Stanley on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST

Digital recording as it relates to contemporary DJ performance

Its been on my mind a while... Any DJ from my era has a natural bias towards vinyl. For so long that black plastic disc has been a symbol for the great music and amazing parties we've all enjoyed, and...
Posted by Stanley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST