Soldering irons, vanilla chip. Crazy Train and Maple Syrup. Making noise, making trouble, making music, making out.
Dinosaurs. Know any? Kids are losing their minds to get into the dinosaur scene now you know, can't stand the mammalian. Tearing their hair out, literally. Walking on all fours. The real trendy ones are getting involved with anti-conservation groups... you know, pro-global warming. Talkin bout "Those ice ages really fucked up the climate. Needs to be put back." Lording it over insects and lizards. Acting like endothermy is their god-given right.Actually, i'll tell you who i really wana meet. Kids with interesting lives and a spark to think of. People that do shit goddammit, people who actually have interests. I don't wanna meet noone who's on some "I'm so weird!" ish. Cos they're not. The surefire, sure spot shootin way to identify a boring person is that they go on about how unusual and interesting they are. Interesting people don't have time for that, they're too busy doin stuff. They ain't thinkin about what people will think of them doing stuff, they just do it cos it interests them. Another flying flag hangs over the kids that wax repetitive about how 'random' they are. "Man, we did this the other night, it was so random!"... No, it wasn't. It was either stupid and they want to distance themselves from any responsability attached, or it was 1% unusual and consequently the highlight of their night. You can dye your hair any colour you want kid, it won't make you interesting. Quit being so scared of and lazy, go learn about something.You took up too much of my time already. In the meantime, i'll be talking to your friend who can actually hold a conversation.
i have a couple of records, yeah. Most have loud guitars, some are made of bits from other records, a few are all bleepy and synthy. I also have a bit of paper that says i'm an audio engineer, whatever that is.
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dig bmx,the catcher in the rye, Sound On Sound.
Hans Blix, Winona Ryder