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Jimy Maack

Life's a bitch, then you die; Black Hell. Hell's ditch - naked howling freedom. (S.MacGowan)

About Me

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What Kind of Geek are You?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Your IQ is high
You are a word nerd
Your strength is you never need to sleep
Your weakness is alcohol
You think normal people are aliens
Normal people think that you are disturbed
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I am the man who thought he was a cat, only to realize these were delusions of grandeur.I am an Icelandic musician, guitarist of the band formerly known as Coburn, now known as KaoSoaK (I dare you to spot the reference). I lead a relatively quiet life apart from my attempt to reach the skies, aspire beyond the stars, take the world by storm and make a bunch of money while at it.I tend to be eccentric, slightly distant and such... but that's just a part of whom I am.I live alone with the living organisms I care just about the most for on this ball of dirt; my cats Yoda and Tígra.I have various interests and hobbies, among them are reading, writing, poetry, art, philosophy, ethymology, theology, debate, ganja,, higher states of consciousness, politics, history... etc.Any way, I spend most of my time lost in thought as it is mostly an unchartered territory.My ideals and goals tend to differ and stray slightly off the beaten path, at least according to these results:
You scored as Loki,
30%
Which Norse God or Goddess are you most like?
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You Are 98% Evil


You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?


Candy Cigarettes


You're a total badass,
but you don't taste very good. What Kind of Candy Are You?


You Are Creepy


Serial killers would run away from you in a flash.

How Scary Are You?


You are an independent person who inspires others with your dreams.
A calm protector, you will fight when you need to.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?


You Are 64% Abnormal


You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer

. How Abnormal Are You?

My Interests

Music, arts, philosophy, human rights, higher arts and naked women with or without tattoos... one can't help but appreciate the beauty... and those mentioned in the 'about me' section.

I'd like to meet:

God, Ghandi, Barrett, Lennon, Bowie, Satan, the whole Norse Pantheon and a young Sophia Loren....I accept most friend requests. Haters and spammers are deleted systematically though. LCDXVI! Glorious Flag of the Republic of Maackivania.
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Music:

is my life, I couldnt put it to words. but without silence I couldnt make my sweet cacophony

Movies:

are made by Hollywood jerks...personally I prefer books and more aspiring things such as theater, performance arts and bukkake.Of the movies I appreciate, Dr Strangelove and Clockwork Orange would warm the top, the 60's Casino Royale, Casablanca, Ma vie en rose, Sweet&Lowdown and Monty Pythons 'Life of Brian' would be amongst my favorites.

Television:

is good, because its the major reason most people are morons, so thanks to television I'm smarter than you.I like a couple of dumb shows though, I miss Futurama, I like Family Guy, Harvey Birdman, Drawn Together... y'know cartoony sillyness.. I also like well done topical documentaries.

Books:

are nice, so are cats. But as you can skin books, you cant read a cat. Meauw.

Heroes:

end up in hell with the villains..but.. well..I mentioned some before...

My Blog

Innocent when you dream.

Every single thistle has a dream of one day becoming a mighty rose.Rising up from the lowly state of misfortune one perceives around and stepping into a state of euphoria.Last night I had a dream.I dr...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 04:35:00 PST

Norwegian Wood

To reemerge from complete disappearance is always hard.Look for a mobile supernova and you'll find me.There has been the world to say, but I've kept them inside to fuel the flame I so badly craved to ...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 05:10:00 PST

How to make popcorn in a few easy steps

1) Take a bit of butter and put on frying pan.2) Heat plate, melt butter to an oily liquid.3) Add un-popped popcorn.4) Walk out of the kitchen for 5 minutes.5) Scrape up burned popcorn, throw in the ...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 02:39:00 PST

Oh well...

What is there to say on a stormy Monday evening such as this? I've been cleaning my apartment and realizing the evident truth, that horizon that nears in subtle blues and greens.There is a sinking shi...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:28:00 PST

Something in the air.

Just another dune in the desert. The skies are a dark purple and the earth is sulfur gray.a cold wind moves the dust slowly up towards a thickening. A thickening of rock that crumbles slowly down into...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:37:00 PST

Whats behind curtain number 3?

Show me, cause I'm dying to know. There must be something more to this.Is there more to this desperate attempt at survival?Is there more to this lonely squalor we call society?Is there more to our rel...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 05:31:00 PST

Numb.

Just another day, I guess.One begins to realize that behind the curtain, the wizard of Oz tries to trick ones mind.It's all just an illusion. All in my head.You and everybody else. You're a speck of d...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 04:15:00 PST

The future.

The most haunting spectre in existence must be the future. Either it's a ghoulish nightmare or a cherub-sweet dream, for you see, it's all up to you.In this world there are no impoverished people or p...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 05:23:00 PST

The Rain.

Yesterday I awoke laughing. I had told myself a joke whilst dreaming and I laughed on that morning, even though I didn't find the joke that funny when I'd escaped from the realms of Morpheus.This morn...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:52:00 PST

A Short story, if anyone cares.

This story, half prose-half poem, was written about five minutes ago. I don't know what more to say about it, it's unfinished, the end is up for grabs.The tale of Dio and Apo.Young Dio had forever tri...
Posted by Jimy Maack on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 03:57:00 PST