Homestar Runner.
Hip-Hop.
Nikes. Duke Basketball.
Syracuse hoops. The 'Skins. The future of my Knicks. Improving myself......ah, scratch that last one.
Kelly Clarkson, Tyra Banks, Shakira, Lindsay Lohan, or Alexis Bledel. Steve Carell. Steve Nash. MCA, Ad-Rock or Mike D. Bill Simmons. Amy Winehouse. Zach Galifianakis. Bill Raftery. Pharrell. Rick Rubin. And the Masterbating Bear.
Hip-Hop. Beastie Boys, Wu-Tang, Tribe, De La Soul, Del, Heiro, Jay-Z, Kanye West. Various other stuff......White Stripes, Fiona Apple, Radiohead, Ani DiFranco, Billy Joel and Kelly Clarkson. Yeah, Kelly Clarkson, what of it. And that CD Clapper and I recorded as the "New Look Commodores".
Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, Anchorman, Swingers, Ghost World, Beautiful Girls, Hoosiers.....and Left/Right.
The Office.
Anything with the words "Real World" or "Road Rules" in it. Lost, the O.C., ER, The Sopranos, The Wire, Entourage, the Amazing Race, 90210 Reruns, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, American Idol, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, the Soup and Best Week Ever. However, none of them hold a candle to The Wonder Years, the best television show. Ever.
Anything by Chuck Klosterman, especially Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs. Dave Eggers. Magazines and Newspapers-Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Rolling Stone, Sports Illustrated, USA Today, the New York Post.....
Howard Stern, Joe Biden, Bill Clinton, Dylan McKay...
And Nick Tapp at 5:30 AM.
And 3AM, for that matter.
Don't forget Tracy and Don 70, son.