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M?_I_?_K_?E

Eat a penis? geesh! Maybe if I was on Fear Factor.

About Me

Aim---- Mbtet
I love music, all kinds of music, especially David Bowie, The Beatles, and Elliott Smith. I don't like rap, I just cant get into it. I also play guitar, bass, and sing. I'd love play with a band, but never have yet.

I don't drink, smoke or get high. But I don't consider myself straightedge, straightedgers are pricks in my experience. oh, and I try to stay away from the nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can dodge reality medicine.

I'd have a hard time surviving without my Tempurpedic Mattress, it makes my back sing!

I'm into cooking, I love a good roast or stir-fry!

I'm assertive, don't tread on me!

I give the most awesome massages, and once considered doing massage as a profession.

I like to run, runners high makes my inner child giggle!

My Interests

Music, guitar, shows, girls, the beach, Pool, Running, skating, Bowling, people watching, Aaron Kraten, ask if you want to know more.

I'd like to meet:

People who don't take themselves too seriously. I'm a cancer, and love to help people and give, but when someone mistakes my kindness for weakness they feel my wrath! I want to find people who like to go new places, do new things, and be spontanieous. Life is what happens when your busy making plans. You gotta love family guy and David Bowie, and for gods sake look at the water in the half full glass!

Music:

Punk, acoustic, classic rock, everything! I can even tap my foot to a few country songs, but I didn't know they were country when I first heard them. Current favorites are INDK, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, The Beatles and Jack Johnson.

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything by Wes Anderson
The Big Lebowski
Shaun of the Dead
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
Pulp Fiction
Reserviour Dogs
Family Guy
Dune
Igby Goes Down
American Psycho
I Am Sam
Happiness
Schitzopolis
Troma Films
Freddy Got Fingered
Office Space
Etc.

Television:

I rarely watch it.

Books:

Hmm... Yeah, I definately don't read much. I like Hunter S. Thompson, and Henry Rollins is good too. I'm too visual and tactile for books usually, it takes a real unique author to capture my interest. Plus I think I have A.D.D. and can't sit still very long.

Heroes:

The first guy who ate escargot'.

And ME!

My Blog

Tsunami in Orange County! Yay devestation!

What does every "The OC" hating, self respecting, Orange County local wish they could see... ... A pack of dude'ed up surfers, swarming to the beach to surf on a Wednesday morning when BAM!!!  A ...
Posted by M?_I_?_K_?E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Jesus Was Way Cool By: King Missle

OMG Jesus had the most amazing life! Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wa...
Posted by M?_I_?_K_?E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SmarterChild Rules!

MBTet: do you bang donkeysSmarterChild: I don't know... Do I Bang Donkeys?MBTet: Yes, you do bang donkeys.SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I do Bang Donkeys.MBTet: would you bang me?SmarterChild: I dunno '...
Posted by M?_I_?_K_?E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Towed!

I got my car towed this morning. It cost 180 to get out... THey had it for two or three hours and it cost 180! What a rapist orginization, huh? Well, anyone who cares to give G&W Towing some shit; ...
Posted by M?_I_?_K_?E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Amazing Song by Morning Glory. Hear them at http://www.fuckworldtrade.com/index2.html

Travel On: By - Morning Glory so here we are again sleeping on the bridges in the rain under the new sky again i hear the rumble of the train another city to refuse another bout of those...
Posted by M?_I_?_K_?E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm a serial rapist with homicidal tendencies. Not to mention my obsession with necrophilia and sodomy. Go me!

If i was a serial killer i would be Ted Bundy. In the early to mid 1970s Ted Bundy would murder over 30 young women. Most were attacked while walking in parks, found later to have been raped and st...
Posted by M?_I_?_K_?E on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST