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♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣

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About Me

In the garden of eden as everyone knows, lives adam and eve without any clothes. In this garden, were two little leaves. One covered Adam's. One covered Eve's. As the story goes on, never-the-less to say, a wind came along and blew the leaves away. At site did Adam stare, there was Eve's treasure all covered with hair. And wonder came over Eve, as Adam's thing started to rise. The found a spot that suited them best. A nice big tree, where they began to rest. As Adam's thing peaked into the hole...it filled her with passion out of her control. Backward and forward his thing did slide, until Eve's treasure was all wet inside.....Then through the years...people did screw...and now its time for me and you....so pull down your pants.....lay in the grass...cause im in the mood....for a piece of that ass...That's a nice story... very 12ish of me... but fuck it.. I needed to take up space. bahaha. Everyone knows everything about me if your on my friends... and if you are one of those lucky bastards who in my hurried mind accidentally accepted you as a friend... i will delete you one day... but since i update my myspace once a year... about... dont spam me please. :DDDDDDDDD

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....GNAW GNAW!....AND LOTS OF IT! :-D

I'd like to meet:

Your mom...and maybe your dad. i wouldnt mind jumping on Johnny Depp though... RAWR!

Alleys' Gnaw Gnaws
I have 69,420 friends.

Michael

X Rated

DIG DEEP

GNAW GNAW

NON PHYSICAL homosexual lover

My beautiful friend

WIFEY!

My boy!

My handsome brother. RIP

My Hunny Bunches of Oats!!

I can be sexy!

Smiles :-)

My BEAUTIFUL sister.

My beautiful sister in law :-)

HOLLA

LSD

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Music:

David Bowie, Hot Hot Heat, The Killers, Early November...Dashboard, Sublime, Neutral Milk Hotel, Jack Johnson, Elliot Smith, Green Day, Staind, Bush,The Postal Service, The Shins, blah blah

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Life Aquatic, Happiness, Gummo, I am Sam, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, The Truman Show, Breakfast Club, Sixteen Candles, Mrs. Doubtfire, Happy Gilmore, blah blah...

Television:

Lost.. Rome... Prison Break... Family Guy... South Park.... Stand up... Food Network.... House... Fight Quest... bah bah bah

Books:

I read nothing.

Heroes:

The Vagina.

My Blog

Shane Michael Tether

so! here's the scoop on the hottest baby around!Shane Michael TetherJune 10, 20087:58 PM8 pounds 15 ounces20 inches longandsmoooooooookin'!smooooooooooooooookin'!smokin!!!!!! :D :D...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 03:13:00 PST

New Apartment Pics!!! :-)

Ill get some better pictures up once we've unpacked more and have gotten some of the clutter outta the way :)...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:20:00 PST

Jesus was way cool

Jesus Was Way Cool By: King Missle OMG Jesus had the most amazing life!Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water ...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST

My thweetheart thessica.

She always says the sweetest things..   for instance..   wanna play cock paper scissors? with our GNAW GNAWS?!?!! LMFAO eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!! gross gross *pehpehpeh* loolol seque. o...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 10:52:00 PST

One damn smart cookie!!!

So Mike and I went to see the Albert Einstein Memorial thingy in DC. Pretty effin rad.  And then the Vietnam Veterans  Memorial. ...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

Random Pictures

..DC... Rainy day :(...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:21:00 PST

Funeral/Thanksgiving (edited)

I should edit this because a very good and important point was brought to my attention. Brent got all the sources together and came up with all the money, with some help from Michelle, to get everythi...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 02:23:00 PST

Newspaper ad on my brother


Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:44:00 PST

Marlan McCarthy

        June 16, 1978 - November 8, 2006   *~Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free! I follow the plan God laid for me. I saw His face, I heard His call, I took His hand and...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:24:00 PST

Motherfucking Cali.

I am a "CALIFORNIAN." That means...-Everyone hates cops-Everyone smokes weed its no big fucking deal-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down-The mexicans are everywhere!-Our chicks are WAYYYY h...
Posted by ♣Caress♣Me♣Down♣ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:59:00 PST