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About Me

Background from Yahoo search resultMY NAME IS BONNIE...I AM A NARCISITIC PESSIMEST. I SMOKE POT. I'D BE A SINNER IF I BELIEVED IN ANYTHING. NO ONE CAN STAND TO LIKE ME & CAN'T HELP BUT LOVE ME. HATEFULL LOVE...THE BEST KIND? YOU CAN'T HATE LOVING ME MORE THAN I HATE LOVING ME...OR YOU. HATE IS DERIVED OF LOVE AND LOVE OF HATE. ONE BEGINS THE OTHER AND THE OTHER BEGINS THE FIRST. A FULL CIRCLE OF LOVE AND HATE...SUCH POWERFUL STRONG EMOTION THAT TAKES YOU NO WHERE BUT IN A CIRCLE. TO MOVE FORWARD WITH LOVE WE FORGET HATE AND TO MOVE FORWARD IN HATE WE FORGET LOVE. NONE CAN FORGET LOVE! LOVE IS INNATE AND BORN WITHIN. HATE IS MANUFACTURED, CONDITIONED, IMPOSED. FORGIVE AND FORGET HATE DON'T FORGET LOVE. LAY DOWN YOUR HEAVY HATE AND LOVE!!!YEAH...IM NOT EXACTLY SURE WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT...I LOVE FREE ASSOCIATED WRITING...FUCK YEAH!!!
You Belong in 1964
You are a free spirit with a huge heart. Love, peace, and happiness rule - oh, and drugs too. What Year Do You Belong In?

My Interests

MARY JANE, MUSIC, THEATER, DANCE, SINGING, GUITAR, PIANO, LITERATURE, WRITING, CREATIVE EXPRESSION

I'd like to meet:

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JANE AUSTIN, HUNTER S. THOMSPON, JANIS JOPLIN, TIMOTHY LEARY, ANDY FUCKING WARHOL!!!, GEORGE HARRISON, JOHNNY & EDGAR WINTER, SID VICIOUS, LADY DAY (BILLIE HOLIDAY...FOR YOU INCOMPETENT FUCKS), BESSIE SMITH, ELLA FITZGERALD, BETTY PAGE, TWIGGY, CAROL BURNETTE, VICKI LAWERENCE, LUCILLE BALL, ANTHONY B., MY MOM, OH AND YOU!!!

Music:

SHIIIIIT...OK JUST THE MAIN ARTISTS IN MY LIFE: MY DAD, JANIS JOPLIN, THE BEATLES, BILLY HOLIDAY, ELLA FITZGERALD, SUBLIME, MC5, SEX PISTOLS, THE RAMONES.PUNK, CLASSIC ROCK, ALTERNATIVE, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: BLUES.

Movies:

I HATE ROMANCE AND HORROR...ANYTHING ELSE FUCKING ROCKS...NOTHING IS MORE EXCITING THAN THE CINIMATIC ADVENTURE...THE FREEDOM TO ESCAPE THE SHITTINESS OF LIFE AND EXPERIENCE THE SHITTINESS OF ANOTHER LIFE IS GREAT BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS GET A HAPPY ENDING...UNLIKE IN REAL LIFE, WHERE THE ONLY TRUE END IS DEATH.

Television:

IF I HAD MORE TIME TO WATCH TV: AMERICAN DAD, WEEDS, FAMILY GUY, JOHN FROM CINCINATTI (HBO IS SO FUCKING GONNA GET IT FOR CANCELLING THIS SHOW AFTER ONLY ONE SEASON...YOU FUCKING MORONS!!!) FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, COLBERT REPORT, DAILY SHOW, SARAH SILVERMAN SHOW, HOUSE, BONES, NEW AMSTERDAM AND SOME OTHER SHIT...

Books:

HARRY FUCKING POTTER...I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT EITHER!!! HARRY POTTER FUCKING ROCKS AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOURE A FUCKING QUEER FUCK FACE, ASS HOLE MUNCHING, MUFF PUSS AND SHOULD FORNICATE YOURSELF WITH YOUR LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY YOU DICK! (IM SICK OF PEOPLE SAYING ITS A TRILOGY WHEN IT ISN'T...MAYBE THE MOVIES WERE A TRILOGY, BUT THE BOOKS WEREN'T YOU FUCKS...AND THE BOOKS ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT REALLY MATTER CONSIDERING MOVIES MADE FROM BOOKS ARE SHITTIER THAN ACCEPTABLE YES EVEN HARRY POTTER...THATS WHY YOU SEE HARRY POTTER LISTED IN THE BOOKS RATHER THAN THE MOVIES.)

Heroes:

ME - BE YOURE OWN HERO AND YOU WILL NEVER BE DISAPPOINTED

My Blog

Check out this event: Live Jam Session in memory of Greg "Guitar" Hugo

Hosted By: Bonnie HugoWhen: Sunday Jun 22, 2008 at 2:30 PMWhere: Pepitos Mexican Restaurant6549 Magnolia AveRiverside, 92506United StatesDescription:Bonnie Hugo Click Here To View Event...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 07:30:00 PST

BOY GORGEOUS

(don't assume this song is about you...who its about knows I wrote it about him) BOY GORGEOUS SPENT WAY TOO MUCH TIME AND PRECIOUS ENERGY WAITING FOR YOU TO BE THE MAN YOU SWEAR TO BE WORKING MYSELF T...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:39:00 PST

My Celebrity Look-alikes

http://www.myheritage.com...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:54:00 PST

What the FUCK!?!?!?!

today i felt that it was necessary to begin my day by watching some videos featuring the doors. so i log on to video.aol.com to search for some... why is it that when I search for "the doors" no...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 04:03:00 PST

July 2007

Holy fuck! Ootp in the theaters and Dh on the bookshelves. Ootp burning into my eyes and Dh deluxe edition in my yearning hands. In the history of all things hardcore, there has never been a time of u...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 11:50:00 PST

Make me happy...and do this:

Our relationship1. Have we kissed?: Oh m2. Do you want to?:3. What would you like our relationship to be?:4. Have we dated?:5. Did you like it?:6. Do you want to date?:7. Are we close friends?:8...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST

More Hard Core Than You Know

Rice Krispie Treats...Hard Core beyond human comprehension. They recently replaced our usual snack sized rice krispie treats with king sized rice krispie treats - FOR THE SAME PRICE!!! God...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:21:00 PST

I Wish I Was A Lesbien (A song I wrote this morning)

High school sweethearts, together till the end. We were cool till you, Slept with my best friend. But I forgave you, So you did it all again. You make me wish I, Was a lesbien. I wish I was a l...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

FUN MARIJUANA FACTOID

"CANNABIS-WHICH WAS THE SECOND MOST PRESCRIBED DRUG AT THE TURN OF THE CENTURY, USED FOR EVERYTHING FROM EPILEPSY AND MUSCLE SPASMS TO PAINKILLING AND CHILDBIRTH-WAS FORCED OUT OF THE AMERICAN MEDICAL...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:37:00 PST

ALOT OF HARD CORE GOING AROUND

IN 18 DAYS... BEND OVER AND KISS YOUR ASSES GOOD BYE BECAUSE THE WORLD IS GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST UPON THE REUNIFICATION OF *A* AND *C*.... SCIENTIFICALLY SPEAKING: THE ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE CAN...
Posted by ***Lady Dank*** on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 12:13:00 PST