not fit for human consumption

About Me

I'VE SEEN TOO MUCH TO CLAIM I'M A NIHILIST.......

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EXPLOSIVE
I AM 80% WHITE TRASH! Born in a trailer, live in a trailer, die in a trailer. I am the epitome of white trashiness. Unfortunately, I have no clue what epitome means. Take the WHITE TRASH test at Fuali.com

My Interests

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Music:

Beatles, DEVO, Cake, old B-52's, Oingo Boingo, Robert Johnson, Waxapples, Robert Gordon, Elvis Costello, Stray Cats, Black Flag (pre-Rollins!), FEAR, ZZ Top, Doctor Clayton, Franki's Broken Toys, Albert Collins, Trenchant, Robert Cray, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Buddy Holly, Hellbound Hayride, Willie Dixon, John Lennon, Buddy Guy, Jude, BB King, Toy Dolls, Jimi Hendrix, John Lee Hooker, Dick Dale, The Kinks, Maxmillion, Mississippi John Hurt, Ramones, Les Paul, Killer Pussy, Muddy Waters, Cadillac Tramps, Jimmy Rogers, Brass Knuckle Voodoo, Otis Rush, 16, early Van Halen, Prince, The Clash, Joe Walsh, Killing California, Johnny Cash, Agent Orange, Rolling Stones, Nirvanah, The Blasters, Temptations, Bad Religion, ......you know, whatever sounds good that day.......I love tasteful guitarists.

Movies:

Memento, PI, Sin City, Crash, Freeway, Bring It On, Wild Things, Casino, The Secretary, A Clockwork Orange, Barfly, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, Full Metal Jacket, The Wall, Yellow Submarine, One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Constantine

Television:

Daily Show, Family Guy, Malcom in the Middle...anything but the fucking news, really.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Tom Robbins, David Sedaris, Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs, Allen Ginsburg, The Marquis de Sade, and yes, Stephan King. Actually, I'll also read whatever's handy: comics, cereal boxes, graffitti, matchbooks, body language, weather, between the lines.

Heroes:

and MELVIS!

My Blog

work work work

Man. Haven't slowed down in a while. In fact, it's all sped up quite a bit. It's all great stuff, though...Been heavily involved in these three companies: Hot Tub Works Duck Soup Retro Spa Cover Compa...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:12:00 PST

Once again,

I've had it.
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 07:32:00 PST

Monday Monday (a day in the life)

So it's 7:00 Monday AM. I am shuffling around in cutoff sweatpants and a battered CAKE t-shirt, hair in disarray. The days first cigarette dangles from my sleep-swollen lips, a too-long ash hangs...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

For DonE only.

Hey! If you ain't donE, why the fuck are you reading this? Goddamn voyeur perverts. DonE: Hey man, saw you subscribed to my blog. Awesome. Now you can begin to question my sanity right beside me. Read...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:24:00 PST

ATTENTION: To know or not to know?

Top o' the mornin' to ya. I just read all my previous blogs. I get the impression noboby ever finishes reading them, and it caused me to think (uh-oh!) So here's my current temporary motto: Fuck it. S...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 08:49:00 PST

Top 10 Signs of the Impending U.S. Police State

Is the U.S. becoming a police state? Here are the top 10 signs that it may well be the case. 1. The Internet Clampdown One saving grace of alternative media in this age of unfettered corporate conglom...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:46:00 PST

Fresh fruit for rotting vegetables

Good morning to you. Happy fourth of july. Myself? not really a subscriber. I've tasted way too much freedom...gotta tell you it only tastes good 'cause I've been on the freedom deprivation plan,...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 10:18:00 PST

don't read this. stay happy.

anybody feel like killing, silencing, or ostracizing today? what the hell, we're all different...close the door; lets annihilate each other. fuck it. read the inscription at the feet of our symbo...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:37:00 PST

history's greatest shithead.

George W. Bush's 50 greatest accomplishments I attacked and took over two countries. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury. I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 01:01:00 PST

"We Bring Good Things to Life"

OK...so, I've been treating this whole "trying to pull the wool over our eyes" thing as though it was new, or only large scale under our current "leadership." Ironically, as I was tooling around in th...
Posted by not fit for human consumption on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 03:15:00 PST