Celine Dion and Hillary Clinton - BFF |
Hillary Clinton is a woman of stupendous intellect. She's a political leviathan. But is she a woman of taste? For her "campaign song," a tune that presumably defines the tone and intent of the camp... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:10:00 PST |
Alanis, My Humps, Your Ass |
Few songs from the 21st century have been as offensive to me as "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. Yes, it was catchy, and yes, the beat stayed in my head for days. But, come on, what self-respectin... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:26:00 PST |
Misogyny and MSNBC |
I sent the below email to MSNBC today. I'm so sick of the misogyny promulgated by today's entertainment industry. And when that misogyny enters the news medium, I lose hope, and I want to hide in a ... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:24:00 PST |
Shockey cares, Giants don't |
I sent the following letter to the Giants today. If you want to send a simliar letter, the email address is [email protected] : Hello Giants. I'm a rabid Giants fan, though it's hard to be a ... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:31:00 PST |
Work Out Your Political Frustrations |
I bet you haven..t been lying awake at night waiting for the day that Dave Matthews and Jurassic 5 embarked on a collaborative effort. I mean, the idea seems slightly..unnatural. But the artists hav... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:32:00 PST |
Naked people and free beer |
No, not really, but you opened the email, didn't you? The Laura Thomas Band is playing at the Delancey in New York City this Friday, October 20, at 8:55PM (weird set time, I know, but that's what they... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:33:00 PST |
Girls Rock Hard |
[posted this on Huffingtonpost a couple of weeks ago, and thought I'd post here too:] When I was growing up in Alabama, the notion of a 10-year-old girl drummer in an all-girl rock band seemed as plau... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 08:30:00 PST |
Bush Bigotry and Gay Marriage |
I am watching my president on television right now as he, with all sincerity, expresses his deep concern (AKA terror) about the possibility of gay married people being accepted as legitimate legal par... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:59:00 PST |
CNN is turning into a festering crock of shit |
So, I just noticed that one of the headlines on cnn.com today is "ParisHilton's Mother's Day gifts stolen." In my outrage, I sent the following email to CNN:I am truly offended that one of your HEADL... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Tue, 16 May 2006 01:00:00 PST |
Dream in Iran |
So, here's a dream I had last night: Iran was suffering through a brutal dictatorship in which academics were assassinated, homosexuals were crucified, and women had ceased to exist (not sure how that... Posted by Laura Thomas Band on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 10:06:00 PST |