Oh, 1099, where art thou? |
At first I wasn't going to do my taxes because I didn't make any money from my fake jobs that the government doesn't even recognize, but then I realized that one of them WAS recognized by the govermen...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:53:00 PST |
Stop Raping People! |
In celebration of the 100-th anniversary of International Women Workers Day*, the next BabyHole Open Mic (for sketch, stand up and musical comedy) will be also be a fund raiser for loca...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:12:00 PST |
Nudie Playing Cards |
Last week we held the first BabyHole Sausagefest Contest and no one won, even though it's the easiest contest to win. All you have to do is sign up for the open mic with a real vagina. If you have a f...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 08:14:00 PST |
BabyHole Sausage Fest Contest |
Move over, creepy dudes!BabyHole has been running since September and no woman has ever signed up for the open mic. Just guys who don't seem to get laid.So the first lady to sign up for BabyHole Open ...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:34:00 PST |
My calendar is selling. Thanks, Father Time! |
Due to the popularity of my calendar, and the fact that I am broke because I quit my job to make it, I'm going to have another calendar party this week at Lucky 7. There won't be a band or comedians, ...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:31:00 PST |
I wish I wasnt all up in my friends business. |
The friend updates on myspace just annoying. Facebook's newsfeed is so much more efficient. I used to think that myspace enabled internet stalking until I signed up to Facebook last week. Now I don't ...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:00:00 PST |
Everything gets easier once you give up...on everything |
Since I started my real blog, Fear And Dread, Guilt And Shame, I haven't written in my myspace blog in a while. And even though I've spent hours leaving mean comments on acquaintances'ses'ez pages, I ...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST |
Fear and Dread, Guilt and Shame - I have a REAL blog now. |
Well, it's almost real. It's called Fear And Dread, Guilt And Shame; I only made one because everyone else has one and it's my pathetic attempt to fit in....
Posted by Melissa Surach on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST |
Bunny Rabbit Gyno? |
Guess who got a yeast infection?BESIDES me.You probably know about how my infected spider bite caused the imaginary doctor on my fake-job's non-existent health benefit program to prescr...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 06:52:00 PST |
My calendar makes months come true! |
Dear Myspace Blog,
In my calendar I get leprosy, ebola, and stapholoccus I think--all forms of flesh-necrotizing diseases--in November.
But luckily for you, you won't have to wait nine month...
Posted by Melissa Surach on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 08:27:00 PST |
