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judythornz

About Me

All my friends wear glasses.

My Interests

Juicin' stuff, tattooing, my guilty pleasure: lovin' the NY Post and reading it front to back, collecting roaches my friends leave, window shopping at Whole foods and borrowing shit.

I'd like to meet:

Um, Randomized friend.... NUMBER THREE!!!

Heroes:

OCD peeps..... everything....so spotless!

My Blog

Pink Berry must DIE.

I have been working by a Pink Berry in Manhattan for a little while now. I'm perplexed on how the place is packed when it's 8 degrees outside but that's besides the point. I have noticed through looki...
Posted by jew deaf on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:09:00 PST

I hate Pink

I look like a crack-head when I wear it.  Isn't suppose to make you look feminine and shit???  I hate pink so much if I could make my pussy orange, I would.  P.S. No, this is not ...
Posted by jew deaf on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:42:00 PST

Judy Does Olympia

When you think of Washington State you can't help but think of rain, Evergreens, easy access heroin and serial killers.  That is why I decided to take a little down time in the great state's...
Posted by jew deaf on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

Because I LOVE fuzzies, sweetness and giant balls!

Brands like Rocawear, Sean John, Calvin Klein, Max Mara and Baby Phat among others, are selling what is labeled "Fake Fur" which is actually, Raccoon dog fur! These animals are docile, furry and have...
Posted by jew deaf on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:13:00 PST

Gay Porn Review

So I watched a porno ( that I got as a 'gift'...) and it was really gay. It's a PlayGirl Production so I thought it was going to be sort of classy, but it had horrible lighting, an...
Posted by jew deaf on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:39:00 PST

SEX!!! Fiction((?))

Sleeping With the X-man By Baby Tumors From the Writing Section of (not so updated)Gynocult.com It was a rampage night. Mustafa and I were hitting the bars like piƱatas that evening all the way to las...
Posted by jew deaf on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:27:00 PST

Yo, Shortay....

"What's really good ma?" said the man who I think sells candy in small baggies on the corner of my street.  Suprisingly to him, I ignored the comment and went on my way to the subway st...
Posted by jew deaf on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 02:28:00 PST

Riding in Cars With Pervs.

No this is not my new screenplay this is my real life experience!  I was leaving Cindy's house because she was lending me my coustume for Thursday's show at Bowery Poetry club ( More info @ gynoc...
Posted by jew deaf on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:47:00 PST

Maybe we are gynelogical porn........

 "Chocoloca"...  Its a sweet provocative tale of desire and mental illness and it is starring none other than Sweet Melissa as the entrancing Chocoloca!  Yes she is NAKED in this one to...
Posted by jew deaf on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST