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Tiernan

you’ll search far this Fringe to find a better fat, bearded twat than Douieb - The Scotsman

About Me

I'm generally quite small and hairy. I hate people. I like poppadoms.

My Interests

Wearing my shoes on the wrong feet. Re-arranging Cutlery. And picking scabs.

I'd like to meet:

My evil nemises Diernan Touieb, then diss him about his weak moustache.

Music:

Sounds only dogs and bats can hear.

Movies:

That one with that bloke in it who did that thing.

Television:

Programs only dogs and bats can watch.

Books:

Just read the new Potter book. Needed a better ending. He so shouldve died.

Heroes:

Jack Bauer, Spiderman, people who get to demolish buildings, anyone with a pet tiger, your mum.

My Blog

The Empty Space. With a Mic in it.

There has been a major lack of posting this week, for which I apologise. This has partly been to do with carting myself around the country for gigs as the comedy season is getting into full swing agai...
Posted by Tiernan on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 08:48:00 PST

Be the best Nelson Mandela You Can Be

I have received a fair share of odd emails over the years since the arrival of the interweb. Ranging from an email entitled 'Tiernan?' from Tiernan Deevy asking if I was really another Tiernan as ...
Posted by Tiernan on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 02:48:00 PST

Good gigs and pies

Tonight combined two of my favourite things: a really nice gig, and a really good pie. Neither of these things can be disputed as not good. They are both guaranteed damn good things.Good thing number ...
Posted by Tiernan on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 05:14:00 PST

Jestival at Bestival Festival and now Restival.

I had my first ever festival gig yesterday at the Bestival weekender. I had been looking forward to playing the festival for ages and had spent time thinking of a set that might work. I was only d...
Posted by Tiernan on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 07:56:00 PST

The lazyness

Now being full time I have made an aim that as I am not at work I've got to spend my days writing and doing other stuff that I gotta do. Today I got that aim off to a roaring start by accidentally wak...
Posted by Tiernan on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 01:39:00 PST

Myspace blog starts here/ Post Edness

Ok, so I have been doing a blog on www.chortle.co.uk for over a month now, but as I now have much more time on my hands, I'm gonna start posting it here too. Below is the one I put on chortle two days...
Posted by Tiernan on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST