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About Me

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

303D gLITTER bUTTER bITTER rIVER dRIVER.

Music:

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sORE cUNT & tHE bOYS.

Movies:

'i nEVER sMELT tHE 6TH mARINE.' 'pIGGISH cOW.' 'gREMLINS.' 'tHE cOATI mUNDI sTORY.' 'sELF-INFLICTED aRIEL nOSTALGA.' 'mR. pICKLES wRY fLOURISH.' 'aIDS tRACTOR.' 'mEET tHE bLACK bOY gEORGE.' 'hOPELESS sTEWARDESS pT. II'. 'oNION zOO.' 'gATEWAY tO hER gUTS.' 'rOCK sTAR wORM pLASTERED wITH iNNARDS'. 'jANUARY fEBRUARY pLUMTREE.'

Heroes:

My Blog

sMANKdEALtHISvAMPERS...

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Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Sat, 19 May 2007 10:10:00 PST

hOW dOES bOB mARLEY eAT hIS dONUTS?

wITH hIS aRSE mUSCLES.
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:47:00 PST

wHAT'S tHE bEST?

aCCIDENTAL oR oN pURPOSE?
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 07:52:00 PST

lET mY lIPS gO dENZIL.

jESUS fUCK oN tOAST.
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:58:00 PST

sHIM:

cHICKS wITH dICKS. sLAGS wITH bALL-bAGS. sLUTS wITH nUTS. pHILLYS wITH wILLIES. sENORITAS wITH pETERS. ...
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 09:09:00 PST

cOS i sHARE tHE lIGHTS wITH pANTHEUM!

bAZOOKA tHIS: hEY sCOOPER! fRY tHAT dAINTY dISCO fOR sOME cRIMINAL bALANCE: yOUR cHEESE-FELT pRACTITION iS mAYO, gULLET sOLDIER! bUZZARD kING lOW mAFIA. bUZZARD kING lOW mAFIA. tHE fUCK FUCK wHAT? bUZ...
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 11:03:00 PST

i oNCE kNEW a mAN wHO hAD a pAIR oF wOODEN wELLYS.

hE hAD a pAIR oF wELLIES mADE oF wOOD.
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:22:00 PST

wOMB 2 tHE tOMB:

aDOLESCENCE 2 tHE eARTHS eSSANCE. bIRTH 2 tHE eARTH. fIRST bREATH 2 dEATH. sPERM 2 tHE wORMS. ...
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 10:06:00 PST

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Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:02:00 PST

wHY dOES dR. pEPPER cOME iN cANS?

bECAUSE hIS wIFE'S dEAD. ...
Posted by bIZZEE dIZZLE on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST