I'd like to meet:
The person handing me my next Rolling Rock
Music:
Clutch, Unida, Puddy/Red Elite, Leafhound, Slayer, Atomic Bitchwax, early Fu Manchu, Zeppelin, Sabbath, Alice Cooper, Dozer, Sasquatch, QOTSA, Halfway to Gone, Beaver, 35007, Candybar Planet, Five Horse Johnson, Kyuss, Sixty Watt Shaman, Hermano, Kung Pao, Lamont, Bad Wizard, Backyard Babies, High on Fire, The Dragons, DLR era Van Halen, Faster Pussycat, Easy Action, Bottom, Brant Bjork, RL Burnside, Zeke, Nebula, CCR, COC, Astroqueen, early Monster Magnet, NY Dolls, The Rubes, Darediablo, Dead Meadow, Players Club, Unsane, 7 Zuma 7, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, early Chili Peppers, Public Enemy, Mudhoney, AC/DC, Honky, The Replacements, Mother Love Bone, The Clash, The Hellacopters, Karma to Burn, MC5, Deep Purple, Monkey 3, Subarachnoid Space, Helmet...fuck this could go on for awhile. You get the picture.
Movies:
SLAPSHOT
Television:
Aqua Teen, Simpsons, Family Guy, and those crappy VH1 celebreality shows.
Books:
Most books dealing with alien abduction, aliens, mind control. Lotsa books about serial killers as well.