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I am Erik Hoffman, aka 'Big' Brody Hoofer in the world of independent pro wrestling, or just Hoof to my friends. I live in and work the mean streets of Brooklyn (Park and Center, respectively). I hit the gym most evenings, and wrestle around the upper midwest on the weekends. I enjoy a good after-party. I like to rock some metal. I can play the bass. I aim to revolutionize coolness and greatness on a daily basis.THE BDH SPECIAL VIDEO OF THE MONTH ***FUNNY SHIT - JON LAJOIE'S 'EVERYDAY NORMAL GUY')***THE BDH RASSLIN VIDEO OF THE MONTH ***AKEEM IS BORN***THE BDH SUPERSTAR FAN OF THE MONTH ***ROB HALFORD***

My Interests

Pro wrestling, hugging my girl, working out, the Twins, the Steelers, the Penguins, ROH, partying, eating, listening to tunes, internet, poker, cribbage, beer football, fantasy football, NFL, UFC

I'd like to meet:

Captain Morgan and this guy

Music:

Skinless, Slayer, Machine Head, Sick Of It All, Skynyrd, Dying Fetus, Decapitated, Suffocation, Zeppelin, Rush, Napalm Death, Queen, Sabbath, Tool, Rage, Metallica (Cliff Burton only), Machine Head, System of a Down, Kid Rock, Pantera and all Dime, Sepultura and most Max, and NWA to name a few...

Movies:

Kingpin, Goodfellas, Caddyshack, Slap Shot, Kingpin, Full Metal Jacket, The River's Edge, the Jackass movies, The Goonies, Kingpin, Kingpin, Airplane, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dazed and Confused, Ferris Bueller, Naked Gun, KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE, and Kingpin - as you can tell, movies aren't really my bag...

Television:

The Shield, The Sopranos, Entourage, The Ultimate Fighter, Metalocalypse, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, the Fox Sunday night cartoons, 70s Show, Seinfeld, Chappelle, WWE, TNA when ODB is on...sadly, I also take in copious amounts of trashy reality shows (Rock of Love, Celebrity Rehab, Tila Tequila, etc.)

Books:

Biographies

Heroes:

Scottie Pippen, Andrew Dice Clay, Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Pete Rose, Hugh Hefner

My Blog

A return to bloggage

Well, I've been pretty neglectful of my blogging duties over recent weeks, but whatever...I am back and here's the scoop for my month of June.This Saturday is a big one - I head back to my hometown of...
Posted by The Hoofer on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 08:20:00 PST

March of Doom 2008

Whattup What a month of action February was for me in the squared circle. I teamed with Corporal Robinson, defended my MIW title against Playboy Pete, snapped Joey's neck on two straight nights,...
Posted by The Hoofer on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:02:00 PST

ATTENTION FIRST AVE FANS - I GOT MY MATCH!!

Last Friday night at First Avenue, everybody saw me get screwed over by Pete Huge and Joey Envy. Ever since, I have been begging and pleading. I've called, I've e-mailed, I've texted, I've...
Posted by The Hoofer on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:06:00 PST

One down, eleven to go for 2008...

Sup peoples! First off, I truly want to thank all my great friends and fans for making the January shows so great. The atmosphere for both Chanhassen and First Ave was off the charts. Ever...
Posted by The Hoofer on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:44:00 PST

Ready to dominate 2008

Happy New Year's everybody - hope everyone rocks it huge in the '08. I presently sit sipping some Private Stock in my new apartment in Brooklyn (Park.) It'll be a pretty sweet spot once I get my...
Posted by The Hoofer on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 10:58:00 PST

HOOFMAS GREETINGS

Whattup, my peeps! Well, I survived November and the first snowstorm of the year, and I am ready to enjoy the holidays. And of course, by holidays, I mean HOOFmas! The annual HOOFmas Eve s...
Posted by The Hoofer on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 09:56:00 PST

R.I.P. Vitek

In my last blog, I mentioned how I was pumped to see Decapitated play in St Paul this December. At the time, I was unaware that on Tuesday night, when travelling home to Poland from shows in Rus...
Posted by The Hoofer on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 12:41:00 PST

November Pain

Whattup everybody Before I detail the upcoming events for the month of November, I must mention the great night I had this past Tuesday. The best damn band on the planet, the mighty SKINLESS&nbs...
Posted by The Hoofer on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:28:00 PST

Rocktober

Sup, people? Why Rocktober, you ask? Lots of rock shows for me to check out. I saw Machine Head at legendary First Ave. They rocked - I was a little peeved to only get seven s...
Posted by The Hoofer on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 08:06:00 PST

Hot news!

NOVEMBER 17 DULUTH, MN BRODY HOOFER COMES HOME! AND I AM NOT ALONE... BY MY SIDE FROM WRESTLEMANIA FROM THE COVER OF PLAYBOY MAGAZINE CHRISTY HEMME! WE WILL COMPETE IN A MIXED TAG TEAM MATCH A...
Posted by The Hoofer on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 10:26:00 PST