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Carter Pewterschmidt

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My name is Carter, you idiot. Im the owner of US Steel. Im Rich! I play poker every weekend with Michael Eisner and Ted Turner...a bunch of jackasses. I have 3 kids, Lois, Carol and Patrick. Lois is married to a fat bastard named Peter, they have 3 kids. Stewie, Chris and...a girl, Mindy? I love money.. I dont care for happiness. In my words, money is life. I'd much rather be rich then happy and thats what I tried to teach my children their entire life. I'm married to Barbara, shes old and unattractive and thats about all I know about her. I married her for the money, you know how it is.... I like to drink..a lot, and I also take a little too many sleeping pills before bed every night...

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