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Conspiracy Assassins

E.QUAL O.PPORTUNITY D.ESTROYER

About Me

SITE BY:: AG-DESIGN
Conspiracy:
1.the act of conspiring together 2. a:an agreement among conspirators b: a group of conspirators
Assassin:
2: especially:one who murders a politically important person either for hire or from fanatical motives
Emerging from the bland music scene in Denver, a super-group of musical assassins takes form. The intricate, technical hooks, riffs and grooves emanating from this group of conspirators will destroy the redundant, tasteless metal that is flooding the airwaves. This group of conspirators, gathered freely under the noses of the unaware and vow to ruthlessly slaughter mundane metal, one band at a time, city by city, state to state. Conspiracy Assassins offers the experience, and expertise of Vic Acquila-laying the foundation for the massacre by providing the pounding pulse of this creation, the heartbeat, lifeblood, a fury of drum beats so sick you'll kick your grandma into the pit (baaaahaaahaaa),Tano Archuleta the magic bullet in the equation, his devastating guitar lines will spawn another Warren Commission, and abrasive chaos, with an inborn ability in sculpting requiems, Cyanide-Vocals providing the voice of this group, his growls, screams and true emotion emit the gritty reality in which we operate, and Dave (Is that D2?) Lierman - he sleeps in a tub of Rubik's cubes and Gold Bond, and he smells like cheese...oh yeah, he plays bass too, and he did not have relations with that woman, your mom, or your little sister.CON-ASS Has shared the stage with Pungent Stench, Anal Blast, Bowels Out, Sworn Enemy, Bleed The Sky, Silent Civlian, On Broken Wings, Dysrythmia, Nights Like These, Black my Heart, Incantation, and Years of Desolation...


My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/18/2005
Band Website: conspiracyassassins.com
Band Members: Vic-Drums , Cy-Vocals , Tano-Guitar , Dave-Bass
Influences:
Sounds Like: Conspiracy Assassins, Slayer, Hatebreed, Slipknot, lol Napalm Death, Obituary, Ion Dissonance, Bury Your Dead, Job For A Cowboy.
Type of Label: None

My Blog

words to the wise

Just remember...as we said before....NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE WE CANNOT BE STOPPED...UNDERSTOOD.....NO MATTER WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!!!!!! Thats all....
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 02:05:00 PST

Guitar Tryouts

To all, Ed has decided to leave to do other projects, which leaves us looking to fill his side of the stage, We need someone with the passion to continue on the path CON-ASS has paved . You must have ...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST

Writing

If you have been wondering where we have been, Well we have been waiting for Vic's thumb to heal for one, But we have been in the hole writing new songs, All i can say is HOLY SHIT! Be prepared t...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 06:20:00 PST

"When are you guys playing next?"

Happy Halloween and stuff, Cy-Dizzle here. So there's been a lot of "When are you guys playing again?" and "Hey, we need a band for this show, you guys wanna play it?"Just wanted to let y'all know tha...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:12:00 PST

Check out this event: CRYOGEN CD Release @ The Gothic Theater!

Hosted By: CRYOGEN When: Sunday Sep 30, 2007 at 8:00 PMWhere: Gothic Theater3263 S BroadwayEnglewood, CO 80113United StatesDescription:CRYOGEN Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 11:21:00 PST

Dispelling the Rumors

"Hate always has a target, blame always has a scapegoatNo one's moving at all, fearing the sight of the reticuleThe guilty should pass no judgement to avoid their own taste of that medicine they're al...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

Words From the Con Ass Dictionary: Week Three

This week's word: Jesus (pronounced "Yee-sus", noun) - We all know who Jesus is. But Con Ass is cool so we don't pronounce the "J" sometimes. Don't ask why, that's just how we roll, nigga.If you wanna...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:55:00 PST

Ranting

I love how you bend over backwards for people / bands so things can work out for them. But when the tables turn, its fuck you if you can't do it. ...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 03:20:00 PST

Words From the Con Ass Dictionary: Week Two

Today's Word: Ziraldism (noun) - A state of being when you're so fucking awesome you can do things like have people draw Sharpie moustaches and eyebrows to look like those evil dudes in 1900...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:48:00 PST

Words From the Con Ass Dictionary: Week One

Today's Word: Fuckton (adj.) - Used to describe a large number or amount. We're talking more than usual here. Usually in reference to people or alcohol. Or Rosie O'Donnel. She easily weighs a fuc...
Posted by Conspiracy Assassins on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 10:54:00 PST