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axisaudio

Axisaudio(Shinken Sho-Bu)

About Me

Umm K, all these music profiles have the most eloquent, and well written stories about their band, and its history. I want to know where the fuck do you get your writers.My beginnings are not very elaborate, and fascinating. My grandparents bought me a program called Fruityloops in 2001 and I played with for a couple months, and stopped, but it wasn't till 2004 that I got depressed, and took music seriously. Today, I'm a proud member of sectionz working with great independent artists. My goal here is to be as good as I can get.Angina P. please release 8 rooms. :-DAbout Me:I hate ninjas, but I love chicken bakes, animals bass, and percussion, since they are tastee :-pAnd to all my myspace friendsGo down to your nearest walmart and pick up the following item.And let that sexy grilled chicken breast strips, a 3 cheese blend of mozzarella, provolone and parmesan cheeses, smoky bacon, creamy caesar dressing and green onions all in a hand rolled crust take over your mouth with an edible orgasm. MmMmMmMmHowever, if you're way too retarded to use a microwave or an oven, and you still want the ultimate snacking experience try:orAny beef jerky will do, because it is just that good.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/18/2005
Band Website: download.com/koulanji
Band Members: Jason (yea it's a one man band, I may collaborate sometimes)
Influences: Sonic Stylus, Ned Bouhalassa, Azaidou, Boom Boom Satellites, Angina P, Chris Clark, Aphex Twin, Coltraine, Hybrid, Shadow Fax, Zepplin, Hendrix, Marilyn Manson, John Legend, Black Eyed Peas, Elton John, James Zabiela, Blue Sky Research, Ceephax, Sonique, Gigafunk, Ulrich Schnauss, Four Tet, Xerxes, Air (The French electronic music duo. Haven't checked out the japanese band air yet), Future Sound of London, A tribe called Quest, Jamiroquai, Rammstein, Tupac, BIG, Eminem, Dusty Brown, Miles Davis, Kanye, Jay-Z, Aliyah, Hans Zimmer, James Howard, BT, Tycho, Venetian Snares, John Cage, Big Bud, Nobuo Uematsu, Antigen, Btribe, N-force, roger eno, keiretsu, mehdi, enigma, phobos, cusco, lasgo, Xplosive, Sizzla, Moby, Global Goon, Fatboy Slim, Thievery Corp, Tiesto, Paul Oakenfold, Leftfield, D'art Recordings, Toby Emerson, Eamon, Enya, Tori Amos, Yekante, Alex Wallbank, Vaetxh, deadmau5, smart, Boards of Canada, Billie Holliday, Damian Marley, Squarepusher, Autechre, Bear McReary, David Newman, Harald Kloser, Richard Gibbs, Greg Edmonson Bboyspaz, brb, substanze, soundvisionz, bob marley, ziggy marley, chiqour, ATB, and others. Now on to genres. New Age, Ambient, Drum n Bass, Goa/Psy-Trance, Jazz, Acid Jazz Psy Breaks, Big Beat, Florida Breaks, Tech Step, Trance, Dancehall, Reggae, Rap, Rnb, Jazz, IDM, Experimental, Rock, Ska, Soca, Down Tempo, Soundtrack, Techno, Electro, ambient/atmospheric drum n bass, jungle, lounge, world music, chillout, and I am open to country (if the artist is good), classical, orchestral.Although I like pretty much all genres of music, you must also know that I hate the commercial gangsta rap shit (see 50 cent), as well as, the terrible pop shit, and the awful punk rock shit (see Greenday). Now, the composition in these songs are ok. It's the obnoxious mastering techniques that get to me. A famous mastering technique is using an obnoxious amount of compression/ limiting to increase the volume of the music as high as possible without distortion, especially on the drums and the bass. Louder does not equal better, especially when the bass and the drums with obnoxious compression/limiting cuts through the entire mid section of the track leaving only the top and the bottom. In other words your song sounds like... SHIT. Music like that doesn't last for more than a couple days.
Sounds Like: Shadowfax
Record Label: SectionZ
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Awesome

This is exactly why I eat animals. It's also why I hate disney theme parks. If a tiger slapped me in the face, I'd get my gun and pop a cap in his ass, and grill him....
Posted by axisaudio on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:28:00 PST

Merry Christmas or Maybe Not

Hey y'all,It's Christmas time again, and while I was sitting by the fire, it's 82 degrees here, I was thinking: shouldn't Christmas be done a bit differently?I think we should not buy gifts for others...
Posted by axisaudio on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 07:07:00 PST

Christmas and Eating

Hey y'allAs we are approaching the holidays, it is time to chow down on every animal possible, and do not worry about those fools at PETA questioning your morals. If God did not want us to stuff ourse...
Posted by axisaudio on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

This Binary Universe

Today, I just bought BT's new album This Binary UniverseWhich was worth all my $11.23 cents on itunes, and I encourage you to buy this piece of musical beauty. You will clearly not be disappointed wit...
Posted by axisaudio on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

Well at least one person knows me

The Great Bacon Lord (Andrew) knows me wellMy name:Who is the love of my life: A loaf of breadWhere did we meet: At publix, in the meats isleTake a stab at my middle name: RodrigoHow long have you kno...
Posted by axisaudio on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 02:14:00 PST

A Little Tale: Why People Eat Animals?

In the beginning, people ate animals because God made them so delicious. Their deliciousness forced Adam and Eve to eat from the tree of knowledge, because they started to wonder if the dead animals c...
Posted by axisaudio on Sun, 14 May 2006 10:10:00 PST

stephen colbert is too funny

Colbert Lampoons Bush at White House Correspondents Dinner-- President Not Amused?By E&P Staff | April 29, 2006WASHINGTON -- A blistering comedy tribute to President Bush by Comedy Centrals faux talk ...
Posted by axisaudio on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:22:00 PST

mind

Your Brain's PatternStructured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.And while your thoughts are pretty...
Posted by axisaudio on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:20:00 PST

I'm just bored

Your Seduction Style: The CharmerYou're a master at intimate conversation and verbal enticement.You seduce with words, by getting people to open up to you.By establishing this deep connection quickly,...
Posted by axisaudio on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 08:14:00 PST

two words

I had a 12 inch sub today, and I put double ham, double turkey, and quadruple bacon. Quadruple bacon is manly MANLY :)
Posted by axisaudio on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:49:00 PST