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James

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

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What's your favorite....
Beverage (non-alc) ? jade spit - thats tantric for lady juice
Beverage (alc) ? whiskey
Color ? red moon
Food ? cheese.
Item of clothing ? headdress
Meal of the day ? midnight snack
Feature on yourself ? every one wants me too say cock don't they
Quality in a guy/girl ? they must be relaxed
Phrase ? do what you do just don't get me down.
Song ? toykyo
Musical Artist/Band ? the bleeps - find them on my space
Sport ? capoeria - not quite a 'sport'
Movie ? whatever, you know
TV Show ? cheers, or something
Radio Station ? jazz fm
Type of Chocolate ? melted on your stomach baby.
Eye Color ? sad
Do you/Have you ever....
Have any pets ? two cats, burmese
Smoke ? not ciggarettes
Drink ? often
Have any piercings ? no, my body is pure
Have any tatoos ? i have a tatoo an empty peice of skin
Cheat on a boyfriend/girlfriend i have done this, i am not proud
Gone streaking ? not at a sports event
Gone skinny dipping ? often - gets me hot to be naked in the sea, especially with a girl.
Been to Europe ? often
Been to an island ? indeed - carribean, canaries, bermudas, england
Had stitches ? aye
Broken any bones ? a few, my leg fingers and toes, jaw
Been stabbed/shot ? at the same time believe it or not
Slept until after 12:00 ? frequently
Stayed up all night ? i often work through the night
Danced like a whore ? fuck yeah
Hooked up with 2 people in one weekend ? more than - at once
Turned down a dare ? hey courage and stupidity are two different things
Would you ever....
Eat pizza with chocolate chips ? sure.
Kiss someone of the same sex ? have done - no fun
Cheat on someone you love ? have done - i hated every second of it and every second since
Run away from home ? no need, good family
Lie to your parents ? a little but not about big things
Lie to your boyfriend/girlfriend ? sometimes you have too
Lie to your best friend ? ditto
Give a homeless person money ? yeah man, poeple say give them food, but you can't buy drugs with food.
Run from the police ? out ran the police!!! yeah mother fucker!
Bungee jump ? no, it fucks your eyes
Sky dive ? hope too
Cross dress ? have done, its only clothes
Be an exotic dancer ? would try
Walk out of a restaurant without paying ? want to
Scuba dive ? have done
Go rock climbing ? have done
Go spulunking (caving) ? spunking? most days
What do you think of when you hear....
Eminem ? iambic pentameters
Bologna ? bolloxo
Hott ? totty
Orange ? wednesdays
Real world ? mtv
Fuck ? yeah!
Jack ? huges
Cucumber ? too small
Hip-Hop ? lolly pop
Uniform ? you can where whatever you like baby
UniCORN ! ? virgins in the woods raped by pirates - email me for details
Rainbow ? promise from god
Clown ? david sant
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My Interests

HERE BE FILM REVEIWS:went to see pirates if the caribbean dead mans chest, it was appalling. fucking squid man, ohh arr i be davey jones the squis of the sea with a a big squid chin aye, and when im pissed off ill play me organ and the like cause im all pissed off, but the most precious thing in my life, well ill just put that here and fall asleep. yarr. its crap. dont see it. jonny depp is average this time round.

I'd like to meet:

sexy and lazy chicks, give me a slow woman with good titties.I'm seriously into all this internet sex shit, lay me up a fat one bitch im ready to decend into your cyber panties, oh the filth i thrive on it.

Music:

I love Music, but i also hate it because it sucks, music sucks. i hate it.

Movies:

Movies are cool apart from when they suck, which is most of the time, most films suck, apart from the ones that are good, like connan .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

Televison is ok

Books:

Books are great, but not if the acting in your head is shit.

Heroes:

I like the old heros and the processes of euhumerisation, give me hector to thor and odysseus to ulysees

My Blog

spring

sweet jesus its spring and by god does my body know it
Posted by James on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST

heres my fucking blog man, jesus, get off my fucking back about it.

ok, seriously need to find some hot lady girls on here that are ready for my huge internet dong.i mean, it wasn't like this in the 90's, all you had to do was say "chat room" and suddenly - photo shar...
Posted by James on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:44:00 PST

test 2


Posted by James on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:49:00 PST

a test

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Posted by James on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 06:28:00 PST

eat my clit

Im furious at the distinct lack of anyone eating my pussy.
Posted by James on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:06:00 PST

bleeps

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Posted by James on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 03:21:00 PST

imprtante

I'm a super fly white guy and i know how to rock, so jump on my dick train and roll in the mud, im gonna eat your face, and piss in the corner
Posted by James on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 02:25:00 PST

Japan

konicheewa fucking getting right into japeneese now. want to learn as much as possible. any one know any phrases? origato. sayonara. (i also know dijobo, moshimoushi and gomenasai - which you n...
Posted by James on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 03:51:00 PST

now

leaving the office going for booze life smells sweet when your nose is beriedd in a fanny. ahh the sweet jade spit. focus on my mind the shafts of disaster will piss blood into your wretched disgust...
Posted by James on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 09:16:00 PST

important

you're all bent
Posted by James on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 03:07:00 PST