HERE BE FILM REVEIWS:went to see pirates if the caribbean dead mans chest, it was appalling. fucking squid man, ohh arr i be davey jones the squis of the sea with a a big squid chin aye, and when im pissed off ill play me organ and the like cause im all pissed off, but the most precious thing in my life, well ill just put that here and fall asleep. yarr. its crap. dont see it. jonny depp is average this time round.
sexy and lazy chicks, give me a slow woman with good titties.I'm seriously into all this internet sex shit, lay me up a fat one bitch im ready to decend into your cyber panties, oh the filth i thrive on it.
I love Music, but i also hate it because it sucks, music sucks. i hate it.
Movies are cool apart from when they suck, which is most of the time, most films suck, apart from the ones that are good, like connan .. width="425" height="350" ..
Televison is ok
Books are great, but not if the acting in your head is shit.
I like the old heros and the processes of euhumerisation, give me hector to thor and odysseus to ulysees