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South Woodford's Many Attributes.
South Woodford is a small residential town in east London that borders with Snaresbrook to the west and Woodford to the east. It is a much publicised town boasting an Odeon cinema, a particuarly fruity Sainsburys, was once halls of residence for London's illustrious Queen Mary's university now to become home for numerous more people ranging from professionals to paedophiles, and a listed Waitrose.
Founded in 1678, Woodford and South Woodford were originally built as a retreat for the then queen Elizabeth I and in honner of her 100 horse chestnut trees were planted in a parade spreading for 1 mile on either side of the major thoroughfare which explode into a carnival of blossom every spring.
However in 1783 South Woodford was sacked by pirates who had traveled far inland from the Thames and the whole area was turned into a hive of scum and villainy. They raised the royal buildings to the ground and in their place built taverns, dog kennels and council estates, some of which survive to this day, most notably The George public house which still serves a clientel of sailors, ruffians, and underage gutter snipes who frequently wank each other off in the bogs.
Visitors to this beautiful forest town should expect to be hassled by youts, offered cigarettes and generally given the once over by disgrunted kebab shop owners who after years of vandalism have now turned on the public, living in small communities underneath the flyover, they are a lawless band of Greeks and Cypriots who take great pleasure in doing you in.

My Interests

George Lane
Pizza Express
The Geroge
Marks and Sparks
Kebabish
Chicken Cottage
William Web
Rose of India
Mehgna Grill
Ho Ho
...dodgy seconhand furniture rot place next to it Martyns Laundrette
Martins Newsagent
Sainsbury's
Waitrose
HogsHead
Churchfields
247 Flix
Kebab Land
Sugar Plum
Odeon
Woolworths
Pizza hut
Burger King
shitloads of charity shops( Barnardoes, childrens society, oxfam, Heal cancer)
Gales Cameras
White Hart
Abbots Stationers
Abbots Travel
Thompson Travel
Over d'or
Unique Nails
Happy Days
Syds Barbers
Argus Lighting
Bike shed
Vallen Jewllers
Richard Miles Jewllers
Time Jewellers
Clinton card
Harveys fruit n veg
Soul Stop Cafe
Laura Ashley
Railway Bell
Switch
Woods Fish &; Chips
Funny Clay Cafe Place
Charlie Browns

I'd like to meet:

I am sorry everyone but due to the amount of spam, comments will have to be approved!!!!
Mainly because i cant be bothered to delete it all again.

Music:

LOCAL BANDS... who are you?

Heroes:

PEEPS!!!!! Can I have any pictures to put up here... Standing next to any part of the train stations... infamously used to film an episode in "Bad Girls".... remember?

My Blog

wow..

lovely weather we're having... who's indoors in their pjs with a cuppa?...
Posted by South Woodford News on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST

Byebye...

to Prime Rib.........and a little birdy told me Tuus is following the same path soon... has anyone ever been there?Seems like the only places that can survive in South Woodford are greasy (but gorgeou...
Posted by South Woodford News on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 06:37:00 PST

happy monday..

it's raining AND it's sunny in south woodford. what's everyone up to? who went to glasto? who's going to wimbledon?who's doing anything south woodford related?...
Posted by South Woodford News on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 06:08:00 PST

old/new layout.

ok not really. but it's back to being the same. sorry to Mel, the last person who was on the south woodford myspace, but i couldn't read anything on it. arr. anyway, a blog will be on it's way shortly...
Posted by South Woodford News on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:54:00 PST

thank you11111111111111!

big hulk sized hi 5's to Baris for help admin the site!i think he has been wicked. hear hear?anyways you can stalk him here, and hopefully will be back....this week will be this lady.....thank youuuuu...
Posted by South Woodford News on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:13:00 PST

Sunshine.

Stationary.What pops in to your mind?Other than the word consisting of "station" where choo-choos roll in and "ary", which is where . . . Anyway, where I am getting at is this; I walked in to the loca...
Posted by South Woodford News on Thu, 24 May 2007 03:08:00 PST

Reflections upon a region.

Yes, the resurection of the S/W blog is here,Just to fill you in on a few things if you haven't been out of your abode well . . . since a long time. . . We have a new KFC in town.It may seem meager an...
Posted by South Woodford News on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:20:00 PST

lost contact

Looking for Steve Trafford or one the call "Shaggy" there. I spent a couple of weeks with them there at the Bell on my honeymoon last year, and wish to stay in contact with them. I have Vonage, so if...
Posted by South Woodford News on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:59:00 PST

whos gonna be in charge

Ok i realise that i have been meganeglecting this page.To be honest i think i need some help and need someone to give it a drive again.So what im gonna do is ask ONE OF YOU to edit it for a week.Me do...
Posted by South Woodford News on Wed, 16 May 2007 12:41:00 PST

razorSHITE, berrick, farfall, local music.

Hope everyone had a good holiday/ rest from work.The rays was out in force this weekend. I have just got back from commuting from the sweatbox that is the London Underground. I think i've emerged with...
Posted by South Woodford News on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:21:00 PST