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Dirty Fingernails

About Me

Another day, another disco ;).......................................................... ....... So let your hips do the talking, i'd rather dance with you then talk to you......................................................... ............................................. Sorry i'm late, cause im late every day ............................................................ ...................................Lots of girls and lots of boys Lots of smells and lots of noise Playing football in the park Kicking pushbikes after dark Baggy trousers, dirty shirt Pulling hair and eating dirt........................................................ ......... I really like blue whales, they're fucking huge apparently some of their blood vessels are so big you could swim down them! they baffle me.Kinda like jesus without the carpentry............
You Are 72% Slacker
You are pretty much a slacker. Sure you may have a job or car, but only through luck and charm.
So stop slacking! (And stop turning your underwear inside out instead of washing it!)
Your Pimp Name Is...
Backdoor Dazzle

My Interests

My guitar, Sticking it to the man, New music, Danish girls ;), Slacker skateboarding, Whooping ass, Dancing midgets, MONEY and the need for it!, Piss Drunks, Stoners, West Ham

I'd like to meet:

The A Team Bill Hicks The Pope Bob Marley Jimi Hendrix Hunter S Thompson Fast Eddie Jim Carrey cause i want some of whatever hes on Anyone who wants to meet me except if it was Mark Lawrenson............prick................ Scarlet Johansson and Natalie Portman cause theyre both number one

Music:

My man Kris Buckle (theres the shout out prick), Soapstarter, Dan Haynes - check him too, Explosions in the Sky, Jimi Hendrix, Van Morrison, 60's shit, Devendra Banhart, Elliot Smith, Ennio Morricone, Ben Harper, Mogwai, Jose Gonzalez, Jeff Buckley, Sufjan Stevens, Tim Buckley, Elvis, D'n'B, Wu Tang Clan, Cypress Hill, J5, Bob Marley, Burning Spear, Queens Of The Stone Age, Incubus, System Of A Down, Slayer, Jack Johnson, Otis Redding, Bill Withers, Curtis Mayfield, The Kinks, Arab Strap, Tool, Pantera, Sonic Youth, Modest Mouse, Kings Of Convenience, Nick Drake, Stevie Wonder, Solomon Burke, Trail of Dead, Seu Jorge, Four Tet, American Analogue Set, Desmond Dekker, Mulatu Astatke, Joanna Newsom, Fink, Scott Matthews, Ween, Primus, Neil Young, Jane's Addiction

Movies:

Dumb and Dumber, Jim Carrey, Will Farrell, Willow, CKY, Skate videos, Garden State, BladeRunner, Adam Sandler, Clint Eastwood, Cheech and Chong, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Idle Hands, Good Will Hunting, As Good As It Gets, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Bruce Lee, City of God, Almost Famous, The Godfather, Raging Bull, Bill Murray, Dazed and Confused, Beavis and Butthead Do America, Rocky, Once Upon A Time In The West, Once Upon A Time In America, Back to the Future.

Television:

World's most amazing videos, South Park, Simpsons, Family Guy, Samurai Jack, Tom and Jerry, Sky Sports News, fuck everything else

Books:

Mario Puzo - The Godfather, Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep, Hunter S Thompson, Philip K Dick, Roald Dahl, C S Lewis, Alex Garland, Chuck Palahniuk

Heroes:

Mr. T, Clint Eastwood, Sergio Leone, Jimi Hendrix, James Dean, Evel Keneival, Fast Eddie, Hunter S Thompson, Joseph Barbera, Midgets - the whole species, Hulk Hogan - fucking legend, kids that pork their teachers... they got game.....