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CRAZY WOODS FUCKER!

"The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the

About Me

I'm crazy, and I'm in the woods..... FUCKER!
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Support "CRAZY WOODS FUCKER" and show me some Templar Note's with Paypal! I plan on doing a special "Illuminati" holiday series from 9/11 to 4/19, thats 222 days of the worst weather Michigan has to offer! For this massive undertaking I may need some help. So if you want to see "CRAZY WOODS FUCKER" freeze his ass off this winter, help me out with some crazy woods funds. Every penny will go towards gear and literature to help me survive. Thanks and have fun watching me fuck myself up!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Rabbithole Charities/I Quit!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Shoe Criminals!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: 2 Girls 1 Cup reaction Video!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Secret Service Mice!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Bloopers 2/CLUTCH Video!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Escape from the HospitalCRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Machetti Golf!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Drunk on Politics!CRAZY WOODS FUCKER: Best ass EVER!!!!

My Interests

I have personally come to be overwhelmed with disgust for the meaningless and archaic social, political, religious and monetary structures of the modern day western world. So much so that I feel the only way for me to retain control of my mental faculties is to keep it at arms length. This project, though it may be laced with humor, is a REAL LIFE attempt to slowly ween myself away from dependence upon any and all outside group, government, organization or company that would require me to sacrifice a portion or all of my inherent freedoms in order to receive their allegiance or support. It is my hope and mission statement that I can inform, educate, inspire, and entertain others through my efforts so that all of humankind may benefit from them. I hope to inform others of the most urgent issues facing our world today. I hope to educate people about the options they have not had presented to them by the mass media. I hope to inspire the ones who are waning in faith and constitution. And at times entertain, because if we can no longer share in the joys of life together, then we have truly lost everything. Once again thank you for your time and support, and enjoy the show!

I'd like to meet:

Bambi, I'm starving!


Music:

SHIT WITH BALLS!!!(see below)

Movies:

The ones I steal.

Television:

Theres no TV in the woods DUMBASS!

Books:

The 9/11 commission report, the patriot act, the freedom act and oh yea, I almost forgot after reading all that other bullshit, THE CONSTITUTION, BILL OF RIGHTS AND THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heroes:

The 47 Ronin.

My Blog

Its official!

I'm old as fuck!So, if you read my bulletin yesterday here are the results so far.So, Melissa came by today and gave me a box of butter toffee pistachios, a pastrami sandwich w/ a dill pickle spear, a...
Posted by CRAZY WOODS FUCKER! on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 03:10:00 PST

Will have Birthday for Food!

As you may or may not know, my B-Day is friday. Also I recently lost my job due to the unwillingness of most to except my happy fun guy ways. Right now I have 1 egg, 1 slice of pizza, 1 ear of corn, 2...
Posted by CRAZY WOODS FUCKER! on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 05:33:00 PST

CUT THAT SHIT OUT!

I know you guys like to post a million bulletins a day about how bad shit is, but come on. Don't you see that your just adding power to their plans. I know they want to shut down the internet, but the...
Posted by CRAZY WOODS FUCKER! on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 02:10:00 PST

This is what you do when a pig approaches you!

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Posted by CRAZY WOODS FUCKER! on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:56:00 PST