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Washeteria

I got the faith, oh the power that flows so sweet. From the tower of salvation, to that hot pool of

About Me

I'm a professional writer, with a part time job trying to scrape by on some paltry savings enough to get somethign publsihed before I got back to the shitty pay of the non-profit world.
After the disaster of trying to move I've made a nice little life in Detroit. I have great friends, a fine place to drink, a decent supply of orange Faygo, and an awesome culinary group.
I'm still hoping to pick up the kind of job thats worth moving away for. I can't stand the idea of starting a new life somewhere without friends, but I have to find a way to make more money.
I'm not particularly exciting. I listen a lot a lot of music, watch a lot of movies, play some video games, read a few books, and drink a lot of booze. I like to cook, and work on art projects, and have been known to make a pinata or two when they are in season.

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My Interests

7&7's, abominatable snowmen, adult swim, antibacterial products, atlantis (the place), beer, beers in the shower, belt buckles, boobs, booze, burlesque, cap'n crunch, carol channing, chinese food, clipping my toenails, conjugal visitation, corktown, cream soda dumdums, crying fall down drunkardness, d.r.l.a, detroit institue of arts, dita von teese, eating things i found, general interests, guerilla art, harpoons, information, jews, john henry, juicy fruit, lifesize papier mache monsters, lumbago, magic 8 ball, maltese, manta rays, monkeywrenches, naps, not sweating, pantsless fridays, pens, pin-up, politics, pulp, punk, rockabilly, rockstar and diet rockstar, shag art, shaolin soccer, shirpas, shows, sombraros, straws, subaru, tater tot women, the bible, the floor, the ladies, the word boner, tom collins, vintage, wes anderson, white russians, writing.

I'd like to meet:


"Delicious strawberry jam. That's right kids, people are made of jam."
Morgan Webb
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you."
Francoise Sagan
"Time to stop chippying around and kidding yourself, Kid, you're hooked, heavy as lead."
Tom Waits

"What can I say, I happen to be an aficionado of the dive bar"
Anthony Bourdain

Jarvis Cocker

John Astin

Wes Anderson
"Rock'n'roll is so great that everyone in the world should think it's the greatest thing that's happening. If they don't, they're turds."
Lux Interior
This Guy

"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man."
J. Robert Oppenheimer

Music:

don ho, emmy lou harris, flogging molly, lucinda williams, martin denny, the old 97's, pulp, shane mcgowan, social d, the cramps, the elvis, the germs, the pixies, the who, tom waits, weezer, wilco, frank black, yma sumac, the kinks, spoon, david bowie, peelander-z, the tossers, rev. horton heat, the mooney suzuki, pavement,

Movies:

The Darjeeling Limited, Rushmore, Un Chien Andalou, Intacto, Constantine, Bottle Rocket, Blood Simple, Dead Man, The Shining, Shaolin Soccer, Duck Soup, The Devil's Backbone, The Big Night, Rosemary's Baby, Sanjuro, The Jerk, Tai Chi Master, Alien, The Omen, Gangs of New York, Mystery Train, Crimewave, The Cemetery Man, Fight Club, Lost in Translation, Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Delicatessen, Le Jetee, A Shot in the Dark, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The Third Man, Wrath of Khan, A Touch of Evil, Out of Sight, Coffee and Cigarettes, Ghostbusters, Tie me Up Tie Me Down,The Royal Tennenbaums, Rumble in the Bronx, 2001: A Space Oddity, Better Off Dead

Television:

I really seem to never get tired of Law & Order, It's always Sunny in Philadelphia is pure genius, My Name is Earle and The office are alright, Dirty Jobs, sometimes MythbustersMostly, any underwater special about underwater stuff takes precidence, I want to build a house underwater, with big picture windows, and furniture made of rocks with cushions on them, and a large library with my butler Giffords.

Books:

jesus tittyfucking christ theres so many books i could list here. Iread alot of non-fiction for study. i have well over 2,000 books on mythology, paranormal and the occult a good portion of wich is rare.i'm really into books on ancient civilizations, and religion i also collect books of pin up arti also have like 60 or so cookbooks which get put to good use quite often

Heroes:

John Cheever, Chuck Palanhiuk, Frank O'Hara, Akira Kurosawa, Josh Agle, Darby Crash, Chris Claremont, Shinichiro Wantanabe, Anthony Bourdain, Jack Kerouac, Lester Bangs, Debbie GIbson, Will Eisner, Richard Dawson, John Sinclair, Arthur Adams, Charles Bukowski, Alan Davis, Alex Kidd in the Miracle World, Joseph Campbell, Indianna Jones, Tom Waits, Wes Anderson, Lux Interior, Stan Sakai, Raymond Carver, Jarvis Cocker, The Devil.

My Blog

exclmation point!

I just used exclamation points in all three blogs.
Posted by Washeteria on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:46:00 PST

computer!

I built my first computer.It's orange and awesome.Just like my favorite shirt.That's a natural haiku motherfuckers.
Posted by Washeteria on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:45:00 PST

moustache!

I grew a moustache.It ended up being a Richard Dryfus looking thing.It made me look like John Candy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.It was immediately shaved.Fuck you Daniel Day Lewis....
Posted by Washeteria on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:43:00 PST

never

I love bologna, cream cheese, and the moon all equally.It's too bad I can never experience all three at the same time.
Posted by Washeteria on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:05:00 PST

internet porn

Dear internet porn, Somedays I can't wait to come home and download you. Well ...most days I can't wait to come home and download you. Sincerely,J.Sciberras
Posted by Washeteria on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:00:00 PST

for Meagan

Meagan says I haven't posted a  blog in too long of a period of time in which it would be ideal for her to read another blog of which I have written. In case you didn't notice Meagan, my blogs ar...
Posted by Washeteria on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:15:00 PST

secrets

I think most people don't always get the idea behind a good secret. Well I double know it.
Posted by Washeteria on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 08:11:00 PST

cold ass kitchen

So I kept thinking,only my room is warm and I don't feel like walking down to the cold kitchen,just for some water. There is a glass of water next to me that I didn't notice for 3 hours....
Posted by Washeteria on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:28:00 PST

Life

So I'm all set to watch Life tonight,but it's only Tuesday.   Tuesday you Motherfucker!!!!!
Posted by Washeteria on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 08:23:00 PST

hats

I want to make you a hat.What I mean to say is I want to make a hat for you,not that I want to make you into a hat,but if you were a hat I would wear you.
Posted by Washeteria on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 07:47:00 PST