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austin

About Me

knowing me. knowing you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hank Scorpio, Duke Thompson, Choo Choo the Herky Jerky Dancer, Toby Huss, Mandy Patinkin, Stan Bush, Kari Byron, Dean Lerner, Toby Flenderson, Jenna Fischer, Gina Carano, Charlie Kelly, Sophia Myles, Lisa DeLarios, Casey Tatum, Casey's brother, Zooey Deschanel, Wallace Shawn, Rachael Harris, Elyse Sewell, Steve Brule, Brian Lee O'Malley

My Blog

meijer. 4/27

seriously!  does minute maid limeade even exist anymore!?also, i pretty much stop by the toy aisles whenever grocery shopping.also, i shop hungry A LOT.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Apr 2009 22:19:00 GMT

5-minute mystery

(paraphrased for the danzig impaired)Nathan: Go check out the mens' room.Austin: Huh?  Aw man...Nathan: No. It's not like that.  Go look at the sink on the right and then go to the far stall.Austin: O...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:56:00 GMT

and white wine!

i'm having kind of a bi-polar moment.  i'm kind of in a good mood, but at the same time i feel like i need to be tossed into a well and the well be filled up with half-used crayons.wait... that's not ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 21:09:00 GMT

discipline

last night i didn't get a whole lot of sleep.  i had that thing where you're hypersensitive to every little sound.  i was crashing at jordan's place after russ' birthday party*.  i was sleeping in the...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jan 2009 20:51:00 GMT

I wonder how Im doing.

Back in 2001 during my last semester at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor, I was working on a research paper in the computer labs up in North Campus.  It was something of an all-nighter and...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 04:01:00 GMT

resolution?

i haven't decided if i'm going to have a new year's resolution.  i have in the past, and they've been pretty good ones so i might just carry on with those.if i do do something new for this year: ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:55:00 GMT

hand shake etiquette

this isn't in response to anything really.  it's just something i was thinking about when i went to shake someone's hand.  i think it's weird to shake hands with someone while wearing a glov...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 11:41:00 GMT

compete or join forces.

Josh and I are making a lot of progress on our nest great American novel.  We met at Coffee Hut Hut this afternoon to outline the next few chapters and divide up some of the running plot lines.&n...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:14:00 GMT

cooperation.

Today I met up with Josh at the local coffee shop place.  We've been working on writing what I have been calling the next great American novel.  The story revolves around Barry Gordy and Tai...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 02:35:00 GMT

A=me, C=customer

A: Do you want hardcover or paperback?C: What are my choices?A: hardcover and paperback.
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:26:00 GMT