Between 1879 and 1889 Tenzer
was business manager for the world-famous theatre in Uzbekistan,
where he supplemented his income by writing a large number of sensational novels, his most famous being the vampire tale Dickcula published on september 1898.
On April 16, 1899 Tenzer arrived alone at Los Pinos Indian Agency near Gunnison. He spent some time in a Saguache, Colorado saloon, meeting several of his previous party. After an 80 years old crippled woman tried to rob him, he slapped her silly and molest her while she was a sleep. He initially claimed self-defense, but his story was not believed. During the trial, a local newspaper reported that presiding judge miss spreadherlegs said:
"Stand up yah voracious man-eatin' sonofabitch and receive yir sintince or I will start tickling you till you cry!!! "
During this period Tenzer had almost no personal contact with the physics community, Much of his work at the patent office related to questions about transmission of electric signals and electrical-mechanical synchronization of time.
Tenzer published over 800 scientific works and over 1650 non-scientific works and in 1999 Time magazine named him the "Person of the Century". In wider culture the name "Tenzer" has become synonymous with genius or sexy motherfucker.
In 2000 Tenzer started making music and for sure I can tell you he Has the most astonishing sound and vibe!!
I swear to god he didn’t pay me to say that, anyways there is more to come from That crazy dude so stay tuned.
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