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5 Foot Assassins

We're Gonna Fu*ck You Up!

About Me


5 Foot Assassins
T-Bone O'Neill- vox
Jonny Quality - guitars
Benedict Joe – drums
Boogie - bass
Coming to a sticky Rock-n-Roll hole near you!
Jonny was choking on a cherry from his Sunday at Mel’s Diner in Santa Cruz. T-Bone saw the chance to pull the Heimlich or at least squeeze the shit out of an American. The cherry popped out and T-Bone saved Jonny’s life. The have been steadfast buddies ever since.
Since they both are too lazy to get real jobs they decided to start a rock band. They wrote some songs down on soda fountain napkins and played them into one of them recording machines. Music history wasn’t made but something magical did happen and The 5 Foot Assassins were born.
Now with Benedict Joe on drums and Boogie on bass the 5 Foot Assassins are looking for gigs and extra work (mainly construction and some light auto mechanic). The group relocated to Prague CZ (for the hookers and goulash) and have toured Europe and the UK.
So if you are in need of a rock-n-roll band or need some dry wall in your converted loft space give us a call.
5 Foot Assassins
http://www.5footassassins.com
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Member Since: 5/23/2008
Band Website: 5footassassins.com
Band Members: T-Bone O'Neill- vox
Jonny Quality - guitars
Boogie - bass
Benedict Joe - drums
Influences: Bukowski, Hank and other dead people
Sounds Like: Cash humpin' a swaggering dog
Record Label: Unsigned
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Vrchalabi gig

Vrchalabi Rocked! Mean stage set in a valley close enough to the beer and blue sky for all. 5 Foot Assassins played through the night and left the crowd begging for more. Special thanks to the two gir...
Posted by 5 Foot Assassins on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 01:57:00 PST