Captain Tolerance, a blog NOT about giving thanks |
It was a normal Monday and like any Monday, I needed something to cure my Monday blues&it was an easy decision because I've done the same thing every Monday for the past three years, I bought a yellow...
Posted by dan on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:34:00 PST |
Back from Sabbatical |
Since being named 'teacher of the year' I was able to persuade the administration to let me spread my wings and take a couple of months off to write my new book "Talk to me Teacher." In case you ...
Posted by dan on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 08:50:00 PST |
Breath to die for! |
Bad Breath.
I know its a random subject, however I think I should address it because there's nothing worse then a person with stanky breath...AM I RIGHT?! Grab a mint people!
Sitting ...
Posted by dan on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 01:41:00 PST |
Cash my check and drive right home to you |
Bums become bums because they cashed their checks and drove straight down to "crack house." Don't get me wrong, I feel for the folks of the streets. They might smell li...
Posted by dan on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 05:37:00 PST |
How do Bums become Bums? |
How do Bums become Bums? Do they decide one day to just give up, shit themselves, rip off a piece of cardboard, find a corner, adopt a cat and put out an old u...
Posted by dan on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 02:15:00 PST |
Idle Chit Chat...ugh |
I'm sure I'm not going out on a limb when I say that everyone can relate to todays lesson. The title of the lesson...."Idle Chit Chat.." AKA the a thorn in the side of society. ...
Posted by dan on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 08:35:00 PST |
To Reflect |
Its that time of year when I do a bit of reflection..............Ok then...until next time.
Posted by dan on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:47:00 PST |
Diamond in the Rough. |
Many feel eager...many feel tender...tender indeed! Others don't feel at all. As you knowl...I like to teach. Todays lesson is one that might take you by surprise. Sit back, take not...
Posted by dan on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 08:05:00 PST |
Calling Tony. |
Well...I found Tonys number and called...I got the machine..I'll try again tomorrow. I'll see you in hell Tony!
Posted by dan on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:32:00 PST |
Who doesn't Tony piss off!? |
Is it me or does Tony the Tiger piss you off? Ever since I started eating the famed Frosted Flakes I've wondered just how long it would take me to start yelling at the box. Each day I woul...
Posted by dan on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 11:34:00 PST |
