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The Cradle

About Me



You mighta heard of me -- I'm the guy that pushed for the 4th grain in 3-Grain Bread. Aside from that, I'm also pretty well-known in downtown Derby for my blatant goat-tackling and raquetball skills.

Here's a video of me getting my hands on some Diet Coke and some Mentos: Diet Coke, Mentos, a Snowman, and a Gorilla...

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Gorilla Biscuits...


Racquets and Balls...


Kool Keith: Bionic Fuse...


Here comes Borat...

My Interests

Gorillas, snowboarding, mountain biking, www.tossbait.com

I'd like to meet:

Bubbles (Michael Jackson's pet monkey). I'm sure he's got some crazy stories.

Music:

Gorilla Biscuits, the Gorillaz, Built to Spill, DJ Shadow, MF Doom, Dilated Peoples, Youth of Today, Strongarm, Kool Keith, Dag Nasty, Descendents, KRS-One, Bad Brains, Beastie Boys. Floorpunch, Hatebreed, Bosstones, Iron Maiden.

Movies:

King Kong, Kill Bill, Snatch, What About Bob, Search for Animal Chin, Almost Heroes, Pootie-Tang, Napolean Dynamite

Television:

Tarzan, The Office, Lost, Chapelle Show, Prison Break, Family Guy, Ali-G, Sopranos, Robot Chicken

Heroes:

Grape Ape

My Blog

Stalking the Elderly

NOTE: The pictures that used to be on this post were from a photoshoot for an existing product. They were taken as a joke at the time, and in good taste. But in the end, Marc Pepin is a crybaby and is...
Posted by The Cradle on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:40:00 PST

Metro-North Blues

COMMUTING BLUES: A TALE OF THE METRO-NORTH Every weekday I take part in an off-broadway show. A colorful performance called "my life" where the train is the stage and I am just a mere actor. The prolo...
Posted by The Cradle on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:24:00 PST

A word about my...self...

THE LIFE OF CRADLE: A SCRAPBOOK This is me. And that's my sweet crib! It used to be my old man's, but he passed it down to me for my Sweet 16th. Boy, if that trailer could talk... This is ...
Posted by The Cradle on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 06:26:00 PST