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<dork>Jim</dork>

The internet? Isn't that where sex happens???

About Me

I'm an artist. I laugh, I cry, I learn, I love.

My Interests

The arts & 50's pin up girls HUBBA!

I'd like to meet:

people who can do hand farts.

Music:

Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, MC Chris, The Aquabats, Devo, Weird Al, Bjork, Mr. Bungle, Faith No More, Peeping Tom, Group X, VooDoo Glow Skulls, Mad caddies.

Movies:

The Aristocrats, The Jerk, Office Space, BaseketBall, Run Ronnie Run, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Mind Game, Naked Lunch, Zombi 1, 2 and 3, smokin' aces, American Splendor, The Weatherman, The Story of Ricky, Shaun of the Dead, Shaolin Soccer, Kung Fu Hustle, Edward Penishands, Beerfest, Battlefield Baseball

Television:

Scrubs, Arrested Development, Penn & Teller's Bullshit, My name is Earl, Korgoth, Venture Brothers, Clone High, The Grim adventures of Billy & Mandy, Tom goes to the Mayor, Mr. Show, Squirrel Boy, Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust, Firefly, House M.D., Boston Legal, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Angery Beavers, Ren and Stimpy,

Books:

The Discworld series, Of Mice and Men, Catch 22, Kafka, H.P. Lovecraft

My Blog

Read A Book - Get Crunk about Reading

God I love satire. ...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:41:00 PST

Let someones pain be your pleasure.

This video is an old internet fossil:   However, this remix is HILARIOUS. had me in tears!:  ...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 11:16:00 PST

I'm a big tool with bad advice

I really want to start my own advice column on here. That way I can give poor misguided advice based solely on my own warped and deranged point of views, regardless of how ill conceived or un-educatio...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:17:00 PST

Country music has an identity crisis

  He's just a down home country singer who loves that red white and booo-aty! Woooo he's like everyone else! But one thing confuses me. Should I hate it because it's country, rap, another shitt...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:14:00 PST

The Ghost that feeds

This is GREAT! almost to good to be true:   Click here to download....
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 05:50:00 PST

Zombie vs. Shark

Behold the ultimate cock fight! Zombie vs. Shark, I've always wondered how a fight like this would go down...   It looks like they are mating....
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:49:00 PST

Educate yourself about Ghosts.

Welcome Class, Today we are going watch an educational film about Ghosts, The super natural and how our every day lives are affected by them. So take out your work book and no...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:56:00 PST

Babies having Babies

I can't believe how young some of these kids are now days that are having babies. It's ridiculous! As soon as they find out what goes into a vagina, sometimes sooner, they go out to "kick the ol' tire...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:53:00 PST

Boob tattoos will age with your boobs

Hey sexy ladies, this is James. You know, The one who you all seem to never give the time of day in public places and clubs. Stop getting mother fucking tattoos on your titties! You're&...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:23:00 PST

Robots V.S. The Retarded

People really don't give credit to the Retarded. They cast them aside thinking that they can't do better then the Norms or Susans of the world. Sure they drool, smell bad, look weird and need constant...
Posted by <dork>Jim</dork> on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:56:00 PST