By day I toil in the cartoon factory as the creator of Cartoon Network's "The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy". By night I am a ghastly recluse who could easily be mistaken for a dashing eccentric.
It might look like I have 1500 friends, but don’t let that put you off. I don’t know most of them, and the rest I don’t even like (Except for you! Only you can see this line!), so don’t be put-off. Go ahead and friend-me-up! I’ll give you the same attention I give everyone else, which is to say… mostly none.
I grew up in a guilt-driven environment (and I’m not even Catholic!) so please don’t ask me to draw you pictures or read your screenplay or trim your hedge, or to “just be a dear and run down to the store ‘cause we’re out of tapioca againâ€. I just don’t have time to do it, and I feel awful every time I can’t. Like I’m gonna hurl. Don’t make me hurl. Besides, you’ve got tapioca breath. Bleh.
