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James & the Giant Beer

That's Mr. Friend Zone to you!

About Me

"Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh" - Donald O'Connor; Singing in the RainWell what would you like to know? First of all, I'm on this planet to have a good time. I understand that not everyone is gonna dig my extroverted personality and I'm cool with that. To each his own. Peace be with you. Luzmilgain! I'm loyal to my family and friends to a fault, but they deserve it because they put up with my high jinx and shenanigans. Plus, they are the ones that will help prevent me from repeating any mistakes. What mistakes? I'll tell ya later :) Well let's just say that I'm the poor guy who's too stupid to know when to keep his mouth shut from time to time. Crossing the proverbial "line" seems to be second nature. Not to "fight the man" or anything, simply to amuse my friends. So please try not to get too offended if I put my foot in my mouth around you. It's par for the course. It's not as bad as it seems. Every village needs an idiot ;) But don't forget that "The Fool" in Shakespeare's tragedies are the truth sayers and live at the end... except for Yorik, that poor bastard didn't even get a line.Have I mentioned I have a season pass to Disneyland? Who's down for dinner and Space Mountain?And for good measure, here are my super acurate internet personality test results. These must be true if I answered them while bored out of my skull at work, right?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||| 16%
Hedonism |||||||||||| 50%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||| 36%
Individuality |||| 16%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||| 23%
Vanity |||||| 30%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com trait snapshot: clean, likes large parties, outgoing, makes friends easily, optimistic, positive, social, high self control, traditional, assertive, rarely irritated, self revealing, open, finisher, high self concept, controlling, rarely worries, tough, likes to stand out, does not like to be alone, semi neat freak, fearless, dominant, trusting, organized, resolute, strong, practical, craves attention, adventurous, hard working, respects authority, brutally honest, realist, altruistic
Snickers
Nutty and gooey - you always satisfy. What Kind of Candy Are You?
You Are Guinness
You know beer well, and you'll only drink the best beers in the world.
Watered down beers disgust you, as do the people who drink them.
When you drink, you tend to become a bit of a know it all - especially about subjects you don't know well.
But your friends tolerate your drunken ways, because you introduce them to the best beers around. What's Your Beer Personality?P.S. It's been said that there's a special place in hell just for me...but I don't believe in it, so I guess you'll just have to accept me the way I am :)

My Interests

Baseball, Snowboarding, Drinking, Movies, Laughing, Friends, Stand-up comedy, Golf, Music, Acting, Xbox, Halo2, Los Angeles Dodgers, Lakers, Kings, San Francisco 49ers, and Your Mom

I'd like to meet:

People who can laugh at themselves and are already on the other side of the line welcoming me with a pint of Guinness... an Irish Car Bomb is just as acceptable.

Music:

The Beatles! After that, name it. I like just about everything. If the music goes in my ear and makes my heart start beating and my foot start tapping I'm delighted to hear it. I'm sure there's something in the genre I enjoy... yes, including musicals. Some of the concerts I've seen in the past include Pink Floyd, KISS, Steve Carlson Band, and Barry Manilow. That's right bitch, the big B.M. He writes the songs that the make the whole world sing!

Movies:

The Graduate, The Natural, The Incredibles, Amelie, Braveheart, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Usual Suspects, Dumb and Dumber, Ace Ventura, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Life is Beautiful, Donnie Darko, Army of Darkness, A Christmas Story, Iron Giant, Field of Dreams, Godfather, Godfather 2, Rocky, Raising Arizona, Fargo, Rainman, The Big Lebowski, Young Frankenstein, Harold & Maude, Bull Durham, Star Wars, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Lord of the Rings, Booty Call, Sixteen Candles, Sideways, Breakfast Club, Singing in the Rain ... blah blah blah

Television:

Seinfeld, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Malcolm in the Middle, Simpsons, Cheers, Taxi, Fawlty Towers, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Black Adder, Inside the Actor's Studio, Arrested Development, LOST, The Office (BBC & American), My Name is Earl, H.R. Pufnstuff, Kroft Superstars, Groovy Ghoulies, Davey & Goliath, Great Space Coaster, Looney Tunes, South Park, Three Stooges, The Little Rascals, Da Ali G Show, SNL, yadda yadda yadda

Books:

Ahhh reading...I seem to recall before the invention of the internet

Heroes:

Cancer survivors. That Chemo is some hellacious shit!

My Blog

A letter to my mistress

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even ...
Posted by James & the Giant Beer on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

I liked this one.

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT Th...
Posted by James & the Giant Beer on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 04:01:00 PST

Friend Zone Warrior!!

12:04 pm on Wednesday, April 5th...I've observed that of the last 15 comments left on my page, 13 were left by women and two by men. Why is this blog worthy?? It's not, unless you realize that the o...
Posted by James & the Giant Beer on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 02:25:00 PST

30 Something...

This was forwarded to me and it needed to be posted. I hope everyone knows how tough it was to be a prepubescent in the 80's. When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious ...
Posted by James & the Giant Beer on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 05:20:00 PST

My First Blog/survey about me.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:JamesBirthday:4.11.1972Birthplace:Los Angeles... that's right, native!Current Location:The best part of L.A. - Toluca LakeEye Color:I'm full o' shiite, figure i...
Posted by James & the Giant Beer on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 01:50:00 PST

isn't it great...

When your co workers forget to close out of myspace and leave themselves logged in so you can post up a blog as them!!! ISN'T IT THOU!! ???? Hi james! hhahahahhahahahahaha
Posted by James & the Giant Beer on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 02:42:00 PST