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audrey

Any day that you wake up on the top side of the dirt is a good day.

About Me

I am a 51 year old woman married to a 33 year old man with 2 very ugly chinese crested dogs named Tinker and Ditzy. A ball python named fluffy, 2 ferrets named spaz and wiggles the wonder weasel, 1 cockatiel named turkey bird. Last but not least I have a beautiful daughter named Holly. I collect fairies, gargoyles, and wedding bears. I love the simple things in life and would rather have a good memory than any gift you could buy. I am for gay rights, and the right to own a gun, I do not trust our president and I believe the oil companies are screwing us with his blessings, I believe in the writ of habeus corpus when we had it and I believe in capital punishment for severe crimes with DNA evidence. I am mostly liberal with a small smattering of conseratism. I am a pepsi and chocolate addict, I love to laugh and I HATE liars. I can be very moody and downright bitchy, but I am 51 years old, so screw you. I REALLY want to see Ireland and Scotland before I die. I am afraid of heights and confinded spaces. Big crunchy bugs will really freak me out too. I was born in Buffalo N.Y. moved to Baltimore M.D., then to Fort Bliss at El Paso TX, then back to Baltimore, and then on to Pennsylvania and I have been here since I was 15. I want to visit Ireland and Scotland, Arizona and New Mexico.

My Interests

Going for long drives, good movies, sex, arts and crafts, CARTOONS, animals, sex, cooking something new for my husband, flea markets, sex, plants, Wockenfuss truffles, turkey hunting, sex, playing with my dogs, fairies, chinese food, sex, being lazy, the beach, and simply enjoying God's gifts that we often take for granted, like a warm breeze and sunshine, the sweet smell of wild flowers, the whales and dolphins, butterflies, watching the critters that live in my back yard and oh! yes... did I say sex?

I'd like to meet:

An honest politian, the fairy king and queen, the man who wants to give me a million dollars, my daughter 30 years from now. ************************************************************ ************************************************

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Music:

Godsmack, Daughtry, Nickelback, Staind, Weird Al, classic rock, 50s & 60s oldies, blues, parodies and most anything but COUNTRY. Which is strange because My husband and I have a "song" which is "How do I live" Go figure...

Movies:

Comedies, Horror and Animation are my favorites, but an occasional drama sneaks in that I like as well

Television:

Days of our Lives, My name is Earl, news, Countdown, The Soup, Real Time, The Tudors, Dresden files, NCIS, The Unit, Ghost Whisperer, Law and Order SVU, Family guy, Supernatural,Simpsons, South Park, Mind of Mencia, Scrubs and many more that I can't think of right now, but I am a couch tater who loves TV. With the cost of gas, its the cheapest entertainment now a days.

Books:

I am not much of a book reader, I read the newspaper, and Opus and Bill books while on the commode. You know the Bible 75%!

Wow! You are truly a student of the Bible! Some of the questions were difficult, but they didn't slow you down! You know the books, the characters, the events . . . Very impressive!

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Heroes:

MY HUSBAND