The CelebRetards

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CelebRetards are a group of borderline genius' who collaborated to write 6 songs & perform them for a one time only show @ the Taj Mahal (1215 W Little Creek Rd, Norfolk, VA) on 6/4/01. They were the opening slot for the classic Cockney Punk Rock Act, Vice Squad (www.lastrockers.com). The entity of this "Anti-Everything You Stand For No Matter What Side You're On" 4-piece will forever live on with their douchebag anthems(Coathanger Abortion, Hillbilly Joe Jim Bob & King of the Skeleton People; to name a few). Especially... in the heart & mind of one Starstruck Punk Rock Chick, who we'll call Chelsea (named after the overplayed, poseur haircut she sported). She obviously dug the music & was fortunate enough to get Boris' autograph after the show. In her case, it was a 6pk of Tallboy cans across her cranium. Everyone should be so fortunate.