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BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS

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Hidden deep within the forbidden forest along the murky waters of the Rio Grande, there is a cursed and ancient dungeon. Within its blood and cum stained walls - they who dwell in "THE TORTURE CHAMBER OF THE MIGHTY BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS" perform blasphemous orgiastic rituals, invent new forms of cruelty, and conjure ancient evils in order to unleash their sexual wickedness upon the land.
Lock your doors, bar your windows, hide your farm animals, turn off your lights - it still won't help you escape the horror of. . .
The Mighty
BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 6/20/2006
Band Members: THE LINE UP:

CAP'N ORGASM - VOCALS AND SIDESHOW SEXUAL ACTS

THE BEARDED AMISH - TORTURE MASTER, GUITAR ABUSER AND MAD SCIENTIST WITH A LUST FOR VILE EXPERIMENTS WITH FARM ANIMALS

SUKI - THE VICIOUS BEAUTY WITH A HEART OF PURE ICE

ROOBEN NOTHING - LOW END VIOLENCE, MAYHEM, AND HAVOC

THE 'ART' OF BRUTALITY- WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH AND GUITAR

NEW DRUMMER + GUITARIST! ABOMINANT AARON - DOES THINGS TO INSTRUMENTS THAT THE MARQUIS DE SADE HIMSELF WOULD BE PROUD OF
Influences:
DRUGS, BLOOD, SNUFF FLICKS, PAIN, AND THE EVIL THAT HUMANITY INFLICTS UPON ITSELF.

Sounds Like: SATAN FARTING WHILE GETTING BLOWN BY A MIDGET
Record Label: MARTIAN BABY RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

LOT OF CHANGES ON THE HORIZON FOR THE MIGHTY BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS!

We are taking some time off to develop a meaner, nastier BEEFCAKE juggernaught! Amongst the changes are: 1) An 85% NEW set 2) Some changes in the line-up 3) MORE NUDITY!!! 4) More Smut Rock than ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:42:00 PST

upcoming shows!!!

Feb 5th Albuquerque, NM (Launchpad) Mardi Gras Spectacular w/ Icky & the Yuks, Downtown Brown and UncleanMar 21 Albuquerque, NM (Atomic Cantina) w/ Punk Bunny, Ultraviolet and Amish Noise Apr 17 2...
Posted by BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 02:56:00 PST

CORRUPTING THE NEXT GENERATION. . .

..> IT'S LIKE THAT CRAPPY GEORGE JONES SONG ABOUT WHO'S GONNA FILL THEIR SHOES - OR FILL SOMETHING, I FORGET. OR MAYBE SNIFF THEIR SHOES? WHERE IS THE NEXT GENERATION OF SCUMBAGS? GOOD GOD I'M SICK ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 07:57:00 PST

ATTENTION POP/PUNK BANDS. . .

GO FUCK YOURSELVES! POP/PUNK IS A FUCKING OXYMORON LIKE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE OR GAY REPUBLICAN - 2 WORDS THAT ARE NEVER SUPPOSED TO BE MENTIONED 1 AFTER THE OTHER! - BEEFCAKE UP YOUR ASS! - THE CAP'N...
Posted by BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:08:00 PST

LOS BORRACHOS HALLOWEEN EVENT IS COMING!

THE 1ST ANNUAL LOS BORRACHOS HORROR DE 'BURQUE HALLOWEEN EVENT WILL BE HELD ON SATURDAY, OCTOBER 27th AT THE LAUNCHPAD.  NEGOTIATIONS ARE BEING WORKED OUT BUT THERE WILL BE 5 - 6 GREAT PUNK ROCK ...
Posted by BEEFCAKE IN CHAINS on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:22:00 PST