What awful themes music this world is full of.
. It is the declaration of TUUGOF that all movie themes are deemed crapful. Hollywood has led us astray for too long. Poopbutts like John Williams, Danny Elfman, and Howard Shore have aurally raped the movie going audience for the last time. We will, shall, must, and will re-write every single theme to every single movie every single made. We are exempt from copyright laws so don't try to sue us as your sue will backfire and stick on you and stink you up will the smell that was your shitty idea of sueing the nonsueable. We are not crazy. We will, shall, and will must re-edit every single score to every single film every single made with our impervious themes. If you thought Taxi Driver was powerful before, you were wrong and you don't know what you're talking about and smells come out of your anus that aren't fit for rapists to sniff. If Gosford Parks "theme" moved you, then you will be launced into Dimension 789xbq7765645 once hearing the treatment given to that farce by TUUGOF. We would also like to address the band TOFOG. You guys have bad ideas and crabs. Stop this business with the acronym that looks too much like TUUGOF. You may refer your lawyers to our "no sue" clause above. Please tell TUUGOF where you live and how to pronounce your name. Hollywood will crumble and TUUGOF's genius allows us to disegard conventional spelling and syntax.
