isn’t that color a little bright for a ninja? |
I grew a tomato! all by myself!ok, it's gross and deformed and inedible, but it's red and tomato-like and that's the important part.notice how the stem part somehow goes right through the middle:yup, ...
Posted by miss macbeth on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 08:11:00 PST |
what in Satan’s glorious name...? |
my day. it kind of sucked.1) first, I made coffee. soon after, I accidentally destroyed 6 of the 8 pendants I have been working on over the last 2 days by not being patient enough to preheat the damn ...
Posted by miss macbeth on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 07:50:00 PST |
I dare you to make less sense. |
things that happened between 6 and 9AM this morning:1. dreamed I was bleeding profusely2. fell down stairs on the way to the bathroom to staunch non-existent blood flow3. took out dogs4. watched lily ...
Posted by miss macbeth on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:19:00 PST |
you shouldn’t try to fly, and you shouldn’t listen to british people! |
I got my first breaking-the-skin dog bite at work yesterday. just one little puncture from a 5 month old husky with one brown eye and one blue eye and some seriously sharp puppy teeth. I forgive him, ...
Posted by miss macbeth on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:40:00 PST |
court cases are decided by a series of blowjobs! |
I quit smoking a couple months ago. it cost money, it made my etsy stuff smell funny, and I decided I was over it. I'm not going to be one of those ex-smokers who suddenly does that fake cough or comm...
Posted by miss macbeth on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:03:00 PST |
odie, fosterdog. |
he's very nice and likes to put everything in his mouth. like jingle bells. but he's only 7 months old and doesn't know any better. also he's not very good at the stairs. he gets confused about half w...
Posted by miss macbeth on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:41:00 PST |
please forgive my stench. I think some fish peed on me. |
peter says it all. again. also, he smells....
Posted by miss macbeth on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:45:00 PST |
the eyes are the groin of the head |
peter is a jerk sometimes...
Posted by miss macbeth on Sat, 10 May 2008 07:11:00 PST |
lord, beer me strength. |
the wedding was awesome, and a bunch of other stuff happened, but I'm really sick and can't really think straight enough to write something coherent about it. so I will in a day or so after the antibi...
Posted by miss macbeth on Tue, 06 May 2008 06:58:00 PST |
we had lots of kids, drinkin whiskey and rye... |
one more week. and I'm not even a wreck yet. we have so much to do, mainly I'm worried about getting the house and yard clean in preparation for saturday, and overhearing comments about spotting a whi...
Posted by miss macbeth on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 12:44:00 PST |
