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TarZan;~)

"ROUDOLF WAS JUST A POOR, DEFORMED, RETARDED REINDEER BUCK!"

About Me


My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

"FREEEEEEBIRRRRDDD!"!!!!
ask me the time I'll say "4:19 got a minute";~)"
"No Drama While Drunk"
"Chillaxe"
"We're all Mad Here"
(insert cool pictures of me parting HERE if I had them on my puter)
"anywho"
"KRACKER"
"There's no business like Show Business"
"I need to get laid but my girlfriend is in Arizona"
"Hey theres still a hit in here!"
"FUCKIT Go To THE BUCKET!"
"Can I test drive your Volva"
"Here all week, Folks & the evening show is completly diffrent than the afternoon"
"I'LL TRY ANYTHING TWICE"
"Dude Lets hit up the Beach"
"Cause I'm as Free As a bird now & this bird You cannot change"
All "With a Wink & A Smile" ;~)

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My Interests

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CHARLIZE THERON!?! Concerts to Jam Sessions I love live music! (Lot of friends in bands). Good & bad / old & new Movies- as a film student you can enjoy a bad movie as long as its well made. CALIFORNIA! were the hell else can you hit up the Beach (during summer I'm there 3-4 time a week~ check out El Matador), & then head to the Mountains for some snowbording or just Outdoor Fun - Kicks Ass! Chillin w/ Homies @ a Kick back, Or Parting till the sun comes up in a wonderious place (club/house/dirt lot/backyard) GOOD TIMES! ~~ HEY DO YOU WANT A MASSAGE!?! - going to school right now so get em while their free cause I'll have to charge soon!

I'd like to meet:



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CHARLIZE THERON! CHARLIZE THERON!! CHARLIZE THERON!!!

Wild, & Crazy, Atractive, Party People... (4 outta 5 ain't bad but you gotta compensate:-) Basically Drama Free, Fun loving & seeking people that make even the simplest thigs enjoyable... NOW Fun Loving Drama Free people are hard to find & I'm sure you think your one of them but ask yourself...When getting ready to go out w/ friends, are they always waiting on you??? When out w/ friends, has a potentially serious dispute happend over who rides Shotgun??? Do you Find a reason to complain if there is nothing else to do??? IF you answered 'YES' to any of these you are not "Fun loving & Drama free" but You'll Probably end up hanging out w/ me anyway, cause Damn there's always one of you spoiling everything... In addition: I read things B4 I post them~I don't understand why one wouldn't???AnD WhAt Is WiTh ThIs ReTaRdEd BuLlShIt I GeT MiGrAiNeS ReAdInG It??? Please take note ~ thank U that is all:~)

Music:

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sorry I didn't mention b4: ALLL HAIL THE D!!!! TENACIOUS D rocks everyone's kilbisa Sausage their the Cream Dream Baby! Also If any of you are around for my funeral~Make sure they play FREEBIRD! PUNK(PENNYWISE- BAD RELIGION - PRIMUS) METAL(METALLIfuckinCA - SLIPKNOT- TOOL - SYSTEM OF A motherfuckin DOWN!- MARILYN MANSON-NINEINCHNAILS) ROCK (the FOO FIGHTERS & AUDIOSLAVE & NIRVANA - RED HOT CHILLY PEPPERS) RAP/ HIPHOP(Eminem & Dr. Dre - Outcast - Cypress Hill - Missy Elliot - 2PAC) CLASIC ROCK(Lenord Skinard - Queen- ACDC -AREOSMITH - JETHROE TULL - RUSH - PINK FLOYD- WOLFGANG AMADAIUS MOZART) COUNTRY(well not really but you should check out this Hiphop/Country Bar in T.O. someday! & there is soo SOOO much more...

Movies:

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Once again I enjoy Just about everything- thats well made. Examples: USUSAL SUSPECTS, PULP FICTION, RESEVOIR DOGS, DUSK TILL DAWN, KILL BILL VOL1&2 (HURRY UP VOL 3) BLOW, SPUN, REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, SNACH, LA CONFIDENTIAL, CASINO, AMERICAN BEAUTY, RULES OF ATTRACTION, THE DARK CRYSTAL, MRS BRISBY & THE RATS OF NIEM, DONNIE BRASCO, & even DONNIE DARKO, FIGHT CLUB, 21 GRAMS, ANAMATRIX, SLEEPERS, the DESPERATO trillagy, LOARD OF THE RINGS TRILIGY (Corny I know but oh well), & while we're on the subject all the GODFATHERs & all the AMERICAN PIEs/WEDDING & all the soon to be 4 part INDIANA JONES Saga. Then theres DOGMA, POOTIE TANG & of course DIRTY ROTTIN SCOUNDRLES, SUPERTROOPERS:~) "REVENGE OF THE NERDS! & all the classic 80's movies ie. B.C. / PNP / 16C / GOONIES. ANYTHING W/ CHARLIZE THERON, KEVIN SPACY, EDWARD NORTON. OR ANYTHING DIRECTED BY: STANLEY KUBRIC, QUINTON TERINTINO, COHEN BROTHERS, WACHOUSKI BRO'S (MATRIX), OR MARTIN SCORSAZY (Sorry Marty & the Matrix Bro's I spelled ur name wrong:~) etc. etc.., soo many more... so many more...

Television:

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Loving RESCUE ME! & OVER THERE! NIP/TUCK Where the Fuck did you go!?!JOE SCHMOE kicked ass! like smart TV - Miss My SOPRANOS, CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, VIVE LA BAM, WILD BOYS, THE FAMILE GUY & THE SIMPSONS!-ROCK...- can't keep up w/ everything till I get Tivo

Books:

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THE DIVINCI CODE, and ANGELS & DEMANDS will change your life! FIGHT CLUB was cool THE TAO OF POOH = Enlightment achieved:~) Currently LOVING EVERY WORD OF STEPHEN KING'S DARK TOWER SERIES..I'm on book 3 THE WASTELANDS my god theres like 6 more books can't wait! if u've read hit me up we should talk!;~)

Heroes:

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Any body who started from nothing & made something - My Mom - & who can forget JAY & SILENT BOB

My Blog

the letter to TimBen & Randy

..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />      Mr. TimBen Boydston Executive & Artistic Director Canyon Theatre Guild   Mr. Randy Aronson Pre...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 02:11:00 PST

GOODBYE CTG: An Answer to the Unanswered Questions.

Well after almost 4 years of working for the theatre.. memorizing peoples names & faces.. Re-designing reservation charts... bringing their graphic designing into the year 2008...(well 2006;~) AND...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 10:49:00 PST

WAKE UP LIFE IS HAPPENING or Posted a bulletin that should have been a blg...

so I was planning on getting more than 4 hours sleep today... but at 9:00am today I got a call... My cars been hit outside my house... FUCK!!! So springing outta of bed as if hassening could have prev...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST

ummm it says here that I've been tagged?

You've Been Tagged!! If you have been tagged you must write down 6 facts about yourself in your blog and then tag 6 other people!!  Your facts can be random facts like things nobody knows or thi...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 02:24:00 PST

what WAS cool about Myspace

So It use to be that nobody I knew in real life even Knew about this site...that was cool cause if I did have anything I wanted to discuss w/ completely random ppl who weren't in my daily rutine I had...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 12:01:00 PST

Learning your A B C's !!!

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Posted by TarZan;~) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

POOOOR LIL GHOUL!:~(

So If Ya know me U know I've been telling U to go see me @ magic Mountain's Fright Fest... I Walk Around in Gotham city & under normal circumstances would scare U dead!!! I wait for October all year...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

21 questions???

1. Your on a road trip, and for some unknown reason you forgot your cds, so upon a desolate stretch of empty highway you find yourself only able to get 3 radio stations to come in. 1st station is pla...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

3 dawns...

OH man Barley made back... this weekend was Awesome!! Friday one oj my best friends called when I got home & was like "Duide U know I'm haveing a party tonite?!?" "Well I do Now" ... So parted all ...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

THE METAL MONKEY 1980.... those who know me think this is right on!!!

***This is from THE HANDBOOK OF CHINESE HOROSCOPES*** The Metal Monkey ..1980 This is the Fighting monkey. Strong, sophisticated & independant, he will have an irrepressible urge for financial ...
Posted by TarZan;~) on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST