janet, evil baroness of doom.

About Me

i am a whole 'nother barrel of monkeys. i am loquacity in entirety. i am a tongue-in-cheek cheeky monkey. i am a cavalier sex goddess. i am an idealist and therefore naive. i have honor... remember what that was? if you spit on me, it is likely i'll punch you in the head. i am a culture-jamming, adbusting, meme war supporting, anti ipod, girl with no tv. i love family musical crime drama films. i recycle ideas and bottles when i can. i am a pantheist. i am debbie juvenile. i am juvey. i am jaineypoo. i am debbie darling. i am JAKJW. i am D Squared. i am janet. damnit janet. i am alison. i am karla, karli. i am jaine. i am wright. i am right. i am ali. i am DJ. i am clementine. i am jak. je m'appelle jeannette. i am monkey. i am Dead Girl. i am blue. i am Slut. i was Wifey. i am the JOKER. i am whatever i want whenever i want. i am a transvestite loving, evangelical mistrusting, fishnet wearing, hair dying, guitar playing, esoteric, pretty singing jainey. who is sometimes disgusted by the human race, but who loves it anyways. i bore of people easily. i am a pirate loving, ocean seeking, book reading, big word spewing, insence burning little bohemian. i am a hypocrite. i collect my paycheck from the devil. i have once been referred to as the TREAT in trick or treat. i am a lover of lovers and a fucker of fuckers. i have lived in france, trampled through europe, been homeless in SoCal, and bored in IA. i am exactly what you perceive me as i am a bore, a bitch, a ditz, a puking jesus, a riot, a rabble rouser. i am cultured and still naive. i am nice. i am honest. FRANK. i am a spectacle. i am a narcissist. i am just a girl.i enjoy life. and that is good.
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You are Agonistic
You're not sure if God exists, and you don't care.
For you, there's no true way to figure out the divine.
You rather focus on what you can control - your own life.
And you tend to resent when others "sell" religion to you. What's Your Religious Philosophy?so i dont know if this is true, maybe you can tell me what you think.
Disorder Rating
Paranoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizoid Personality Disorder : Low
Schizotypal Personality Disorder : Moderate
Antisocial Personality Disorder : Moderate
Borderline Personality Disorder : Low
Histrionic Personality Disorder : High
Narcissistic Personality Disorder : High
Avoidant Personality Disorder : Low
Dependent Personality Disorder : Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder : Moderate
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My Interests

I AM INTERESTED IN INTERESTING LIFE ....i like to play...culture jamming.... marxists.- JTHM- EDDIE IZZARD- monsters.- creatures of the night- zombies- -playing guitar (i dont care if you think i suck).......... -improvising (both jazz and on guitar, and also pretty eerie stuff).......... -SINGING!!!......... -reading.......... -anarchy (i know it wont ever work, but it's a nice idea).......... -Girl Scouts (yes, i am a girl scout and it fucking rocks so what).......... -making clothing.......... -tearing down stereotypes.......... -confusing the fuck out of your parents.......... -blue. I love the colour blue. my hair is blue, my eyes are blue. gotta love all things blue.......... -PHYSICS. i love physics.......... -punk rock shows..........-captain morgan rum. <--(not really an interest as much as a liking.) ......... and did i mention eddie izzard? ..

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet anyone with a good story. and anyone from south africa. i'd like to meet Eddie Izzard, i've had a conversation with him, but i didn't really meet him. i'd like to have met Gandhi and taken him to lunch. i like meeting people who can enrich my life, who aren't superficial. i like to meet people who are into having fun, people i can play with and laugh with. i like playing. ____________________________________________________________ _______ I hate this kid. but it makes me laugh. Get Your Emo Kid Now <3
if you think about it this kid is nothing but a little capitolist fuck bitching about his recent perchase. he's no punk. hell, he's probably a fascist, how ironic. THIS IS ME. NOT REALLY, IT'S JUST WHAT I'VE DONE
Have you ever...
Snuck out of the house?: yes
Lied to a friend?: yes
Done illegal drugs?: no
Smoked a cigarette: yes
Drank alcohol: yes
Been completely shit faced: yes
Wanted to be the opposite sex?: yes
Kissed the opposite sex? (And I mean REALLY kissed them): yes
Kissed the same sex?: yes
Had sex: yes
Gotten into a fist fight?: yes
Cussed someone out?: yes
Cursed someone out in a foreign language?: yes
Eaten a whole pizza in one sitting?: yes
Eaten a 1/2 gallon of ice cream at once?: probably
Drank 1/2 a gallon of milk in less than 5 minutes?: no
Drank a 2 liter of pop in less than 5 minutes?: yes
Watched a porn?: yes
Gone through a boyfriends/girlfriends belongings while they weren't there?: no
Ever find anything you weren't supposed to?: yes
Fallen for a best friend?: yes
Kissed your best friend?: yes
Fallen for a teacher?: not really
Fallen for a friends parent?: no
Thought about suicide?: no
Tried to commit suicide?: no
Been on medication?: yes
Killed an animal(by accident or on purpose?): yes
Exposed yourself in public(indecently)?: yes
If so, was it on purpose?: yes
Lied about your age?: yes
Lied about where you live?: yes
Been raped/molested?: yes
Been stalked?: yes
Stalked someone?: not seriously
Cried to get yourself out of trouble?: yes
Seriously injured yourself?: yes
Been knocked out?: no
Fractured a bone?: no
Got stuck in a tree?: yes
Jumped off a small building?: yes
Shoplifted?: no
Stolen from a friend?: yes
Stolen from a parent?: yes
Been overseas?: yes
Enlisted in the military?: no
Done a striptease?: yes
Stripped somone?: yes
Been to a stripclub?: no
Used parents credit card without them knowing?: no
Skipped school?: yes
Had an affair?: yes
Had a one night stand?: yes
Had a threesome?: yes, with two guys
Sprayed graffati or something vulgar on gov. owned property?: yes
Been arrested?(must have been handcuffed): no
Spent more than 1 hour in jail?: no
Got a speeding ticket?: no
Had a warrant out for you arrest?: no
Made out in a public place?: yes
Wrecked a car?: no
Danced on a bar?: no
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Do You...
Like rollercoasters?: yes
Wear socks to bed?: yes
Like to pee in litterboxes and pretend you're a cat?: no
Have a vacum cleaner?: no
Think Barney the dinosaur is gay?: who cares
Hear voices in your head?: only my own
Sit more or stand more?: i ballance it all out with lying down
Make water bottles jusmp for joy in your prescence?: ...
Can you....
Unwrap a starburst with your tongue?: yes
Open your eyes underwater?: yes
Eat super spicy foods?: yes
Fall asleep easily in the car?: no
Tickle yourself?: no
Write backwards?: upside-down
Vous parlez francais?: oui.
Have you ever...
Drowned a fish?: have I ever!
Taped your mouth shut?: yes. frequently
Fainted?: yes
Been to a nude beach?: yes
Cursed in a church?: yes
Eaten grass?: yes
Been to an island?: yes
Almost died in a dream?: yes, i have died.
Went to a party where you were the only sober one?: yes
Been attacked by seagulls?: nearly
Threatened someone with a water gun?: yes, when i was a kid
Fallen out of bed?: yes
General randomness...
Why do cows have spots? Why don't they have stripes?: because they are dotty, thats why
Were you a cute baby?: yessss. cuter than you think
Would you rather be a snowflake or a flame on a match?: snowflake. i am individually me
Geese are attacking the world, what are you going to do?: buy a goose costume
What colour is your toothbrush?: blue
How many icons on your desktop?: 19
If you saw a giant beanstalk in your room right now, what would you do?: eat beans. and climb it.
Does your neighbour own a dog?: i dont know my neighbors
What's your favourite shape?: hexagons
Marmite: love it or hate it?: never had it
Describe doorknobs in general.: i like pretty ones.description: round, and turny
What would you be, a ghost or a grim reaper?: ghost
What colour is your computer mouse? Does it squeak?: grey
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Music:

i love all music but mostly... (in no particular order)... BAD RELIGION----the sex pistols---- Dir en Grey---- NoFX---- Nine Inch Nails---- System of a down---- the distillers---- the strokes---- bush---- radiohead---- the ramones---- Panic! at the Disco---- Oi Polloi---- the clash---- the exploited---- Rancid---- everclear---- sublime---- early No Doubt---- MSI---- the misfits---- tegan and sara---- STP---- third Eye Blind---- incubus---- Faully--- the queers---- pink floyd---- matchbox 20---- nirvana---- the dropkick murphys---- poe---- violent femms---- Audiovent---- Night Wish---- the Crash Cadillacs---- and last but not least, THE DOORS and i can sing one hell of an aria. also, classical music in latin is my favourite to sing. i am a soprano. but not a heavy one. my tones are golden-yellow. i like them. some people, like those goddamn opera divas, think that gold-yellow tones are juvenile but i think that when they are belting and their faces are all scrunched up, it's a bit worse. yes? my highest note is a D two above middle C. so thats pretty cool. my best friend Ali and i sing this Three-part Ave Maria. and it's sad cuz there is only two of us on a three part song but i get these high sustaned notes. and it's totally polyphonic. i love it. it's completely in latin. she takes the Second soprano part and we ignore the fact that we dont have an alto. one day i will teach our friend DEZ the alto part but that day is not today. ooohhhh, and i have recently been learning SHAPE NOTES. and it is really cool, kinda funny until you get into it and then, still kinda funny. i love it. I love music. i need music to live, without music i would probably be dead already.

Movies:

SLC PUNK!!!! the greatest movie of all time! its so sad and i just love it . Jean Reno is my favourite French actor. Wasabi-the Professional.i really like the movie CURDLED its a quentin terontino (sp?) flim and it is so twisted. it leaves you saying "wo, that is so cool and twisted, holy fuck!" and Rocky Horror Picture Show. that is so great. um, AMELIE, pirates of the caribbean, Stepford Wives, Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, OLIVER! West side story, Evita, a Far Off Place, Far and Away, love actually, Benny and Joon, Pulp Fiction, Donnie Darko, Resevoir Dogs, and everything with eddie izzard! and all of the monty python films. TANK GIRL, princess bride. WILLOW. Juno. Hard Candy. Brick. 10 things i hate about you.
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Television:

Buffy the vampire Slayer. Daria. House

Books:

THE POWER OF ONE by Bryce Courtaney. it is basically the best book ever. like, if i could only read one book for the rest of my life, that would be the book. it's got africa and boxing and sports and medicine men and fighting and lightning sex and betting and chooks and prison and intelligence and resolution. basically it is the best thing ever. ............................................................ ........................... um, other books... Jane Eyre, by Charlotte Bronte. OVID's METAMORPHOSES. Anne Rice's VAMPIRE CHRONICLES. George Orwell's 1984. all of John Grisham's lawyer books, THE TESTAMENT especially. Shel Silverstien's THE GIVING TREE. BRAVE NEW WORLD. Culture jam. THE GIVER. ILLUSIONS. WITCHES. all of Jane Yolen's works. THE MAN WHOSE MOTHER WAS A PIRATE ......................... if you have a book you think i will like. tell me. i love new books.

Heroes:

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i love

rediculous amounts of fun. i love stopping, and reversing, just to park, run through some sprinklers and get back in the car and speed off. i love sucking on knock off Big Sticks. i love soft serve...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 09:05:00 PST

swing dancing saved my love life and ruined my shoes.

alright, so, on tuesday nights at joe's there is wonderful live music and swing dancing. so, i decided to go to meet my marine beau and his brother and, i brought some friends. i started the day and w...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:42:00 PST

6 am stream of conciousness brought to you courtesy of rite aid pharmacy and drug stores.

so, pink floyd's wish you were here always seems to remind me of freshman year, and ali and rel and cha and tyler and nick and blaze and the whole cuddle puddle that was our group. i listen to it and ...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 06:04:00 PST

ooh rah. a shaggin’ wagon.

so, yeah. tonight i got off work early. and was invited to go swing dancing with an undercover at work. so, i went out to a place called joe's and when i went inside i was pleasantly suprised to find ...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:29:00 PST

the girl loves her captain.

god, so, i just got home from a FOXE awards party. fucking porn stars. god, i saw the biggest tits ever. i saw some fucked up shit. i met a fucking assassin. debi diamond. ron jeremy. ook. sunny lane....
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 12:51:00 PST

It’s as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it’s with lots of different people.

The Dirty Little Secret Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)http://panther.is0.okcupid.com/graphics/persons/DGSMf. gif"> Innocent but fundamentally sexual, like th...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:02:00 PST

fuck yes.

fuck yes. it is 5:47 on a wednesday morning and i am just getting home, and by home, i mean, to beck's place. Mr. Cat just jumped up in front of me... wanting some early morning attention... little do...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:07:00 PST

an ammendment.

so, another thing. not that anyone cares, but today, since i spent so much time in bed, but didn't get any real rest; i ended up going to work with absolutely no make-up on. and actually it made me lo...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:03:00 PST

magnum wrappers and cocopuffs.

god. today was a wretched day. well, not all bad, i got laid... twice and that was really nice. but my god, i am so wrecked. though the sunrise was lovely this morning, i was less than extatic to see ...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 12:09:00 PST

i kinda really wish

that i could make ewen mcgreggor laugh so hard he cries. i just think that it would be really fun to play with him. well. i think i am going to go to bed soon... i'll fall asleep with a smile on my fa...
Posted by janet, evil baroness of doom. on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:44:00 PST