Frau Djidoi - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm an artist. My brain's primary function is to be creative. Its second function is to write snotty LiveJournal entries. My brain is also incredibly massive, and could probably pummel most other brains into the dirt.

More Stuff About Me: I am the recipient of mysterious postcards from New Zealand [Note: I have finally figured out who was sending them! Aha!] . I draw monsters, write poems, can touch my toes, drive an automobile, sleep soundly, hold my liquor, perform brain surgery with common household utensils , say, "There's got to be a better way!", manipulate puppets in an amusing and convincing manner, use an oven, fully potty-trained, life-time warranty, call now! 1-800-omg-yush.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

"A well built 18 to 30 year old to be slaughtered and consumed." -Armin Meiwes

Uh, I mean... Who I'd Like to Meat Meet: A human being with a brain; that JHo fellow; various other fellows; and some other people as well... To be nonspecific.

Please note: I do not friend people that I don't know. So, if you're sending along a friend request out of nowhere, it would probably serve you well to send along a note to get to know me first.

[Edit] For the interested parties: Yes, I have a Facebook account (though I seldom put much effort into upkeeping it); and Yes, I have .. AscheDjidoi.

My Blog

One of these things

First, look at this thing that I made earlier:Bwahaha. ..>TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Lisa!Birthday:April 29thBirthplace:The SC freaking V.Current Location:My room.Eye Color:Various shade...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 22:48:00 GMT

A note to tanning-salon junkies:

When you continuously expose your skin to light rays (or whateverthefuck rays those damned machines use), your skin must constantly repair all damages made by those lights.The body can fix itself. We ...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 03:01:00 GMT

We're slashing prices!

You heard right, folks. We will now be cutting all prices on new Whateverthehells in HALF! Come get yours today! Our prices can not be beat! Come now, or find your tires SLASHED in half! Buy buy buy!Y...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:07:00 GMT

Rawr

Hello, little myspace blog.I've been doing well, and I'm generally happy....Firsts are always special like that.The End.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:55:00 GMT

Bitch:

Don't fuck with me.
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:16:00 GMT

LJ's down, so...

I suppose i'll have to write *here*.basically, i'm feeling somewhat sick. flashes of hot and cold... and also, i'm a bit sad...*shrug*it should be gone by the time i wake up.hopefully.
Posted by on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 02:30:00 GMT

Hey, you there...

I need new pictures... if anyone has anything with me in it... send it along.thanks.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:22:00 GMT

Huzzah! this is wonderful.

I do believe I have finally found the cause to everything that's wrong with my life.It's like finally uprooting an old tree that was running under the surface of everything, and corroding all that was...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 23:27:00 GMT

OBE

Hey kids!I have OBE on a fairly regular basis.How about you?(Don't know what that is? That's what search engines are for!)
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 04:28:00 GMT

my body has turned against me.

Thanks a lot, body. You specifically, heart. Thanks for beating irregularly. I love you, too. *grumble*
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 22:47:00 GMT