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About Me

I am the prince of all dogs. You must love me and squish me. If you dont kiss me, you dont get pepsi. I enjoy biting on blankets, sheets, and shredding tissues. I occasionally like to vomit or do pee pee on mommys carpet. I run in circles for exercise, but im still a sturdy pup. Two lesbians gave me to my mommy aka Erica!! She loves me and cleans my eye boogers.

My Interests

I LOVE to harf! I whine ALL the time. I enjoy eating booda bones. I hump my grandma's dog. I love going for walks and chasing squirrells.....but i never catch them. :( I hate water. I'm scared of everything.

I'd like to meet:

In no specific order...... Snoopy, Brian Griffin, Jesus, Beethovan, Richard Simmons.

Music:

I love the sound of my mommy's voice.....and Incubus

Movies:

101 Dalmations, Air Bud, Lady and the Tramp, Look Whos Talking Now (the dog one), Schindlers List, Billy Madison, The Diary of Anne Frank.

Television:

Spanish channel

Books:

Animal Farm, Moby Dick, The Da Vinci Code

Heroes:

THAT HOT TACO BELL DOG! (did he die?)

My Blog

BELIZE CAN SUCK A DICK

my mommy is on vacation....she left me what am i gonna do for a week!!! what if daddy forgets to let me out to pee pee outside??? Please hurry back sooN!!! and bring some jerky...
Posted by dog is for lovers on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST