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B Rye

Kissing hands and shakin babies!

About Me

oh the dragon's balls were blazin as i stepped into his cave and i sliced his fuckin cockles with a long and shiny blade. t'was I who fucked the dragon, fuck-a-lie sing fuck-a-loo and if you wanna fuck with me, then i shall fuck you too!
oh, and i like flowers and stuff

My Interests

i like to liberate my toes via flip-flops. i like standing out in the rain. i like playing frisbee. i laugh alot. it's pretty contagious. i like to wink for real when i send out a text message wink. i like to conquer countries with the cunning use of flags. i like letting dogs nibble on my ears. i like sleeping on my friends' couch. i like smithwicks. i like making eggs. i like the color green. i like punk rock chicks with glasses and lip rings. i like that sara barailles song 'bottle it up'. i like playing acoustic guitar. i like playing the drums. i like going to shows. i like superman, spiderman, and batman movies. i run with scissors. i like to do pull ups. i like trying to bronze my head. i like the beach but i'm a baby about the cold water. i'm scared of seaweed just as much as i'm scared of jellyfish. in fact, i make people pee on me even when seaweed comes near me.

I'd like to meet:

Lew Grill... so i can... punch him... in the... stomach!

Music:

311, Sublime, Minus the Bear, the December Drive, Eve 6, Penfold, Bee Gees, Jackson 5, Led Zeppelin, Paco DeLucia, Saves the Day (through being cool), James Brown, Goldfinger, My Chemical Romance, Dario, TENACIOUS D!, Catch 22 (keasby nights), streetlight manifesto, anything reggae, anything with horn solos, Incubus, and some others i'm spacing on... how bout Harvey Danger, The Casket Lottery, and Delft... Jurassic 5, the Wailers and The Flight of the Concords... Runaway Orange and A Crimson Affair... Circa Survive, Regina Spektor, DJ 5 Point and the Nas Poets...

Movies:

phillip seymour hoffman, nick swardson, happy madison, broken lizard, denzel washington and will smith movies. The Dark Knight, Demolition man, Matilda, and Groundhog day!

Television:

it's always sunny in philadelphia, the office, arrested development, futurama, dexter, smallville, heroes, scrubs, south park, family guy, seinfeld, ninja warrior, friends, drew carrey show, weeds... and now Fringe; check the listings from your local cable provider

Books:

You should read Rant by Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Amazing Ninja Turtle finger painting
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My Blog

I’ll be gone soon

soooooo.... i just got word that i got offered a job at Werner.  So, i'm leaving this sunday to go to Allentown, Pa for orientation.  From there, i'm going on the road for 6-8 weeks... and t...
Posted by B Rye on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:23:00 PST