Damning heathens, creating stuff, dropping tornados n shit on people, partying with angels and the coolest people to ever live, making new friends, getting laid like all the time, and playing Grand Theft Auto.
I would like to meet anyone and everyone. Especially hot booty girls LOL! Just because you add me to your friends list does not necessarily (fuck I can't spell LOL) mean that you will get to join the party up here in heaven, but it can't hurt! Wink wink LOL.
Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
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I enjoy all kinds of music. Well, except for that heathen, drum banging, 'bula bula bula' shit. Did you know that in heaven Mozart is a DJ? Oh, of course you didn't LOL!@ He makes the dopest remixes. We have the flyest parties here. Just the other night we had Mozart ripping up the turntables, Jerry Garcia playing some mean axe, and Tupac and John Lennon taking turns on the mic. It was so sweet! Thats seriously how it is like everyday here! I have this awesome VIP room in all the clubs. Crystal, Bacardi, and all the hot honeys you can imagine. It's good to be me LOL!
I looooooooooooove movies! I watch everything from boring religious stuff to hardcore porn. I have this fly crystal ball thing that gets all the channels and even has movies on demand LOL! Sweet huh. I hate the Passion of the Christ though! Fuck you Mel Gibson for making me relive that horrible day when you retards killed my only son. I will have the last laugh Gibson, oh just you wait.
I enjoy watching ER, American Idol, CSI, and Laguna Beach. I am hooked on MTV reality shows LOL. Making the Band 3 is my favorite of shows. Will P Diddy ever make those girls into a real good band? Even I just do not know! I do love watching them shake their asses though LOL!
I have read every book ever written. I even get to know what happens in the next Harry Potter book!
Well, I guess I have to include my son Jesus. That's Jesus... 'Gee-suhs', not 'Hey-Zeus'. Although I guess all of you 'Hey-Zeuses' out there all all my sons too LOL. Anyways, my son is pretty cool. You assholes had to up and kill him though. That really pissed me off, but hey I just brought him back to life anyway LOL. Um, who else is my hero... I would have to say Mary, all of the Popes throughout history, JLo, and Ashlee Simpson. Those last two are so fine! Some of my better creating work.